Newb Network EA Aran (Full and Playing)

thejeff · #1 April 10th, 2007, 11:53 AM

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(My scout was sitting up on your walls with a bowl of popcorn, enjoying the show.)

May be it's not just a scout.... But a stealthy army ready to spoil Marverni's eventual victory [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bomb.gif[/img]

Don't be ridiculous.
An army wouldn't fit on your walls. They'd bump into your archers. And where would they get that much popcorn.

vfb · #2 April 10th, 2007, 11:59 AM

Vanheim, if you do have an enormously huge army perched on Lanka's walls, could you please instruct them to head into the castle and tip over that great big bucket of blood in the center square.

Much appreciated.

-- Secretary to the Director, Marverni Red Cross.

Eressil3 · #3 April 10th, 2007, 12:29 PM

Thousands years later, archeologists will found a mysterious stone tablet and will ask about its meaning.

tromper · #4 April 10th, 2007, 01:42 PM

If only the elephants had WINGS.

*dreamy Auguror Elder exhausted and hiding Miss Secretary - April '07*

Tequilich · #5 April 11th, 2007, 01:55 PM

Wow Vanheim! looks like we now know the winner.. haha

Thrawn · #6 April 11th, 2007, 02:49 PM

Yeah, no doubt! Vanheim just conquered my entire province collection in one turn.

Congrats... I've never seen that many province loss notices in one turn before.

/shudder

thejeff · #7 April 11th, 2007, 03:07 PM

I haven't seen the actual turn yet, just the stats page, but it does look like that went as well as I'd hoped.

It's not quite as impressive as it looks, though. Arcosephale still has both castles and most of his armies. He had no PD or troops in most of his provinces. I took 3-4 of those with scouts and others with Call of the Winds.

Now can I hold any of it?

vfb · #8 April 11th, 2007, 07:47 PM

The Soothsayers of Marverni have consulted the entrails of a badger and determined that the nation of Vanheim has grown powerful beyond reason, and must be stopped at any cost. It is probably already too late.

Woe that we did not heed the warnings of the heroes of the Sauromatian Resistance earlier! Despair that we feasted on the brains of the Lankan monkeys who only sought peace with us! Marverni is such a nation of noobs!

Vanheim, know now that Marverni can no longer remain in alliance with your nation. Also be warned that our pact of non-aggression has been terminated, and in three moons we shall march to your borders and engage in battle. Or maybe we will march to our borders now, then engage in battle with you in three moons. We are sure your spies will figure it out, in any case.

-- Secretary to the Minister of Foreign Relations, Marverni