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May 18th, 2007, 09:58 PM
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Re: Sub for Sauromatia found
Vanheim declares war on Sauromatia. And we also declare war on Agartha. And we also declare war on Arcosephale.
It matters not that all three of these nations are located on the other side of the known world. Despite the hugensss of the distances, all your tracts of land are belong to us. We offer each of you instantaeous peace for the price of one gold piece. Now, who wants a Dwarvish Hammer upside the head? The Dwarves rule this kingdom. We just send the Vanir out to fight for us because they enjoy that sort of thing.
RRRARRRGGHHHH!!! By Crom, Wode, Thor, Odin and all that is holy, we will cleanse the land of lesser beings and make the realm safe for Vanheimigian maidens to frolic in the snow. Long live the Vanheimigian Vanir of Vanheim. Dwarves rule!
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May 20th, 2007, 09:23 AM
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Re: Sub for Sauromatia found
Looks like Marverni is about to go stale. Since I didn't hear from him about any planned absence I won't extend the timer.
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May 20th, 2007, 09:28 AM
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Re: Sub for Sauromatia found
Rather belatedly: welcome aboard to our new Sauromatia! 
We also wonder whether someone has been spiking the mead in Vanheim... |
May 20th, 2007, 12:15 PM
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Mead
Nay, mead does not need spiking, it does a fine job by itself in sufficient quantity.
Oceania can attest that even the beef burgers made from the cattle of Vanheim did have an unexpectedly strong spicey honey taste. Unfortunately there were no horse burgers to be made as the true warriors of Vanheim missed waking up for the battle.
Altogether we very much enjoyed the experience and have decided we would like to stay for a little while.
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May 20th, 2007, 12:25 PM
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Re: Mead
The Vans were busy laying an egg^H^H^H^H^H^H^H raising a fort.
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May 23rd, 2007, 04:29 AM
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Gems
Oceania's preparations for the many deaths our armies will suffer in our border conflict with mighty Vanheim require certain rituals involving a small amount of Death Gems. Unfortunately we are a bit short on supply of these gems. We are willing to trade other gems in exchange, or even magic items.
Please PM vfb if you have 12+ Death Gems you would like to trade, for earth, fire, or nature gems.
We are also looking to acquire water gems, since oddly enough they are in very short supply under the waves. Plus in our noobishness we thought it would be fun to make some clams, but turns out we are much too impatient to enjoy the benefits. We're selling Clams for 20 water gems a clam if any nation is interested.
And of course, we do not exclude any nations from these trade offers. War is war, but business is business, or something along those lines anyway.
-- Uz, Prophet of the Mad Watcher
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May 23rd, 2007, 06:57 AM
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Re: Gems
In the New Dawn News there are reports of a war raging in the north west. The war has essentially evolved into a loose coalition of three nations on each side. It seems to be Vanheim, Helheim and Caelum vs Ulm and Marverni, with Oceania recently joining in to make it a 3v3.
So far it has been a pitched battle, with the war raging back and forth. Ulm has gotten deep into both Vanheim and Helheim territory at times with a nasty DragonWyrm leading the charge. Who knows what the outcome will be, but that is how it stands now in the Vanheim neck of the woods. This war has been raging for a while now.
Anyway, if anyone has death gems to trade, I will make you a better offer than Oceania.
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