Wrath of Opposing Fates (WOOF) - Wraithlord Wins!

[PashaDawg]

Forgeries! Lies! Ice-Bird Forgeries!

We love quiet in Sauromatia and have never done anything but preemptive defensive strikes in the wake of your galling war-mongering. Bah! While you chirped "peace" and fluffed your feathers, you had a surreptitious "pact" with the child-eating lizards and the Helheim wenches! Never trust an Ice-Bird!

If you REALLY have no desire to snatch Pasha Babe's precious VP Provinces (indeed, we think you're just taking your time in tightening your talons before you rip into our beating heart), then kindly retreat back to your frozen mountaintop and cold caves and leave us alone! Or, was that just more disingenuous blather from your beak?