Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

Alpha Kodiak · #1 February 13th, 2002, 01:03 AM

Well, I'm afraid that I haven't been to Little Ditty's so I'm not sure what things are like there. I can assure you that I have yet to have anyone display their augmentations to me, so perhaps it is just your English charm. Then again, maybe it is just that females sense the engineer in me and avoid me like the plague. If I hadn't met up with a cute female engineering student (a very rare commodity, BTW) in my college days, I would probably still be single.

Growltigga · #2 February 13th, 2002, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by Phoenix-D:
[QB]Therein lies the problem.QB]

Phoenix D - so you are agreeing with my proposition that the menfolk in Phoenix are such a poor show that the local women will naturally suffer a rush of hormones and hysterically overreact when a strange male enters town - I have seen in this problem in many parts of the world, especially in the States where the women seem to think that every English male is as endowed as a well hung baboon.

Mac - you really are pervertus imprimus - what would Mrs Mac say if, when you are confronted with a paragon of surgically enhanced nubility, you ask "Please can I take a photo of them, have a feel and go blubble" - if I tried that, Mrs GT would withdraw certain of my privelages - the first of which to go would be breathing.

Alpha K, you seem like a decent and civilised chap and I would give you this warning - dont go to Lil Dittys if you value your sanity, integrity, sense of humour, any civilised traits you think you have and your music taste - we were there the night before my mate's wedding cos his bride to be loves the place - he was having seconds thoughts I can tell you - I have never seem anything so disturbing in my life. Dont put yourself down as well, I am sure that you are winding us all up and Mrs Alpha K is really Roselyn Sanchez or some other lovely

Alpha Kodiak · #3 February 13th, 2002, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Growltigga:

Dont put yourself down as well, I am sure that you are winding us all up and Mrs Alpha K is really Roselyn Sanchez or some other lovely

Trust me, she is far better than any empty picture that can be seen on a screen. She is both beautiful and intelligent, but far more important, she understands me and who I am. She even puts up with my game addictions.

Further, she actually encourages me to get more computer equipment, and she knows how to use it!!!

Even better, she has no more desire to go to a place like Lil Ditty's than I do.

My previous comments were in reference to the fact that the majority of females shy away from us engineer types because we don't seem very exciting on the surface. I am not complaining. I am far better off, having found the one I have, than if I had managed to attract someone who would not understand what makes me tick.

Growltigga · #4 February 13th, 2002, 06:26 PM

AK, that is wonderful, you are making me cry and I am glad you have a real soul mate.

Me, I just like racy latino lasses with big buffers and a lingerie selection out of Victoria's Secret

mac5732 · #5 February 13th, 2002, 07:45 PM

AK, does the Mrs really encourage you to buy more computer equip and play time? Hold on to that one they are few and far between. Gaming usually does not get along to well with women because it takes away from them, sigh, they just don't understand.

Growltigga, The human body, especially the female type, is probably one of the most studied objects in the world. In addition, it is used in more art work then any other single object. Therefore, any furtherance of research into this particular art form is well worth the endeavor to try and understand the make up of the ahh, umm, ahh, assets of those who are most fortunate. Mrs M. knows my preferences for those with exceptional, shall we say babba-loos, and has mentioned that fact to me on a number of occasions when I was observing the various forms of this particular art

Discretion during observations in this area must be incorporated into this type of research, (unless you want to sleep on the couch with the cats) if one is married.

Gryphin, I wish I could go with you on your research trek, but, alas, when one is married ones scientific activities are just nil. However, if you would make a journal concerning your hopeful discoveries, I would be more then happy to read them over upon your return to ascertain the sincere objectivity of your findings.

just some ideas mac

Growltigga · #6 February 14th, 2002, 01:39 PM

Mac, babbaloos?? I have never heard that one before, well, you live and learn - discretion IS the better part of valour when it comes to activating the tottyscope in the presence of the wifey

I am happily sitting in a cafe on the Gran Via in Madrid watching all the racy latino types going shopping and Mrs GT just thinks I am typing an email to work - she doesnt realise my faraway gaze is actually concentrated on the Penelope Cruz lookalike with the zero gravity hooters walking into the Mango shop opposite!!

Guff, you are beginning to worry me - what do you do that involves hiking in the desert with a tape measure?

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Gryphin · #7 February 15th, 2002, 02:59 AM

Tig, You are beginning to worry me. What are you doing in Spain posting to this board???? Does your therapist know about your addiction? I mean, you are getting therapy? (I hope).