Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

Growltigga · #1 February 14th, 2002, 01:39 PM

Mac, babbaloos?? I have never heard that one before, well, you live and learn - discretion IS the better part of valour when it comes to activating the tottyscope in the presence of the wifey

I am happily sitting in a cafe on the Gran Via in Madrid watching all the racy latino types going shopping and Mrs GT just thinks I am typing an email to work - she doesnt realise my faraway gaze is actually concentrated on the Penelope Cruz lookalike with the zero gravity hooters walking into the Mango shop opposite!!

Guff, you are beginning to worry me - what do you do that involves hiking in the desert with a tape measure?

[ 14 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Gryphin · #2 February 15th, 2002, 02:59 AM

Tig, You are beginning to worry me. What are you doing in Spain posting to this board???? Does your therapist know about your addiction? I mean, you are getting therapy? (I hope).

Growltigga · #3 February 14th, 2002, 03:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
Tig, You are beginning to worry me. What are you doing in Spain posting to this board???? Does your therapist know about your addiction? I mean, you are getting therapy? (I hope).

My holiday doesn't actually start until Saturday -Today and Friday I am working - I have a project document to finish so I have decided to come out with wifey to Madrid early to finish working on it here (hence laptop) rather than Manchester. The problem is that our IT department have buggered up the conVersion so I am waiting for them to send me the document so I can work on it hence my presence on the forums (and the topless cheerleaders website).

What they dont know (the IT boys, not the cheerleaders) is that I have already pretty much finished the document and can relax tomorrow - I need to show that I am still working

Wifey doesn't want me with her anyway whilst she goes shopping - can't blame her there

You are the worrying one, having multiple girlfirends, CTW, wandering round deserts with tapemeasures, wearing that general custer hat and allowing some mange ridden furry rodent to inhabit your top lip

PS British folk do not need, or go to, therapists. We are naturally well adjusted and dont have continual hang ups like you NAs

Gryphin · #4 February 14th, 2002, 03:24 PM

Considreing the other forum you visit, your speculation on "Circle the Wagons". and your hangup with my hat, I have my reservations about you you being well adjusted.
Tig, you know you can't begin to heal untill you admit you have a problem.

Growltigga · #5 February 14th, 2002, 03:39 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
Considreing the other forum you visit, your speculation on "Circle the Wagons". and your hangup with my hat, I have my reservations about you you being well adjusted.
Tig, you know you can't begin to heal untill you admit you have a problem.

Oooohhhh, look who's talking!

I don't actually look at any ahem, adult related website - I am not even sure a topless cheerleaders website exists - like Alpha Kodiak, Mrs GTR is all I need (so she tells me) although some of the Spanish talent is phenomenal

In respect of the therapy, let me look at this from a professional viewpoint

"My lord, the prosecution asserts that it was Guffin Goodfellow who freely admitted that he regularily visits and participates in an adult website and that it is he who has brought the expression, 'circling the wagons' into the public domain and has alluded that this term has sexual connotations leading, naturally, to innocent speculation from all and sundry. My lord, if you should also consider visiting the defendants' website as an adjunct to this case, you will see that he is obviously the sort of inidividual who enthuses all aspects of his life with, to use the coloqiual parlance, a 'wild west' spirit. If you should consider my lord, this individual persuades not so young ladies to participate in 'circling the wagons', wears what can only be described as a general custer hat whilst doing so and, if the court can bear with me, allows a prairie dog to inhabit his top lip. He is also known to regularily visit the classic 'Wild West' landscape although no one is quite sure where he finds a use for a tape measure although our first witness, a Mr M Mac from Cesspool, Ohio has been known to make some interesting if anatomically impossible suggestions. My lord, to add to this and I might add, a indictable offence in its own right, the defendant freely admits to listening to country and western music. My lord, I would not even ask you to speculate if he does indeed own a pair of chaps and several cowboy boots.

My lord, the prosecution rests its case.

JUDGEMENT: 10 years of reconstructive therapy, isolation treatment and a complete ban from all rodeos and line dancing events

Gryphin · #6 February 14th, 2002, 03:57 PM

My Lord, I ask you to consider the source.
I hereby proffer the following not in self deffence but in an effort to enlighten the Tig, (however futile it may be).
1) A close examination of the aformentioned hat and comparisons to that of the one worn by General Custer that they are clearly not even close in any way shape or form.
2) I do not now and there is no evidence that I have ever attended an establishment that allowed line dancing. My vision makes such an enviorment unsafe for me.
3) Mr. Tig fails to point out that I also listen to Classicla music, Read Shakespere, Kipling, and Tolkien as can also be scene at my web site.
Again, I ask you to consider that Mr. Tig left this off his statements.
4) I do own two pair of western style boots. They protect my shins from unseen objects. This is the same reason I wear Hats with wide brins.
5) I at no time implyed that "cirlcle the wagons" had any other connotation than as a defensive posture taken by troops and people when under attack. This was clearly explained in the same forum. Mr Tig expressed dissapointment that it had no other meaning.
6) As for the Gryphin Position. This is performed only with consenting adults and is no way illeagle here or in stuffy old England.
7) I refuse to even speculate what Mr Tig had in mind as to how I use my tape measure on the trail.
I hearby appologise for Mr Tig taking up so much of your valueble time.

Growltigga · #7 February 14th, 2002, 04:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
My Lord, I ask you to consider the source.
I hereby proffer the following not in self deffence but in an effort to enlighten the Tig, (however futile it may be).
1) A close examination of the aformentioned hat and comparisons to that of the one worn by General Custer that they are clearly not even close in any way shape or form.
2) I do not now and there is no evidence that I have ever attended an establishment that allowed line dancing. My vision makes such an enviorment unsafe for me.
3) Mr. Tig fails to point out that I also listen to Classicla music, Read Shakespere, Kipling, and Tolkien as can also be scene at my web site.
Again, I ask you to consider that Mr. Tig left this off his statements.
4) I do own two pair of western style boots. They protect my shins from unseen objects. This is the same reason I wear Hats with wide brins.
5) I at no time implyed that "cirlcle the wagons" had any other connotation than as a defensive posture taken by troops and people when under attack. This was clearly explained in the same forum. Mr Tig expressed dissapointment that it had no other meaning.
6) As for the Gryphin Position. This is performed only with consenting adults and is no way illeagle here or in stuffy old England.
7) I refuse to even speculate what Mr Tig had in mind as to how I use my tape measure on the trail.
I hearby appologise for Mr Tig taking up so much of your valueble time.

DEFENCE SUBMISSION OVERRULED - JUDGEMENT STANDS