Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

Gryphin · #1 February 16th, 2002, 02:21 AM

1) As I am a citizen of the United States of Ammerica, and as I have never been to any part of the UK, I do no fall under the jusridiciton of the English court
There for, I am inocent until puroven guilty.
Further, The judge does not make the decision of guilt. That is the responciblity of the jury. So far we have only had the vote of 3 of the members of the jury and as such it does not constsitute a conviction.
I shall remain a free Man untill I am indeed found guilty by a jury of MY peers.

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Growltigga · #2 February 16th, 2002, 02:33 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
1) As I am a citizen of the United States of Ammerica, and as I have never been to any part of the UK, I do no fall under the jusridiciton of the English court
There for, I am inocent until puroven guilty.
Further, The juse does not make the decision of guilt. That is the responciblity of the jury. So far we have only had the vote of 3 of the members of the jury and as such it does not constsitute a conviction.
I shall remain a free Man untill the final verdict is in.

The defendant will put a sock in it whilst the court is in session. It should be pointed out to the defendant that as the court has decreed that line dancing is now a crime against humanity, international public law applies and as the United States of America is party to, and has ratified, both the Hague Convention and the Lugano Treaty, international jurisprudence applies.

The weight of evidence against the defendant is also sufficient to indicate that he is guilty until proven innocent.

The defendant should also realise that as international law applies, there is no trial by jury. The judge will proclaim judgement once all expert testimonials have been received. The testimonial of Mr Mac of Quagmire, Ohio is useful evidence, but it should be added that his sanity is subject to separate court investigation so all evidence from him may be struck out.

Gryphin · #3 February 16th, 2002, 02:49 AM

1) I am prepared to submit to a lie detctor test on the "Line Dancing" issue. I repeat, due to my vision, I am not able to perform such an act.
2) Macs efforts not withstanding still fail to come up with any evidence that Circle the Wagons or the Gryphin Possion is in any way shape or form an ileagle act in where I reside.
3) I am prepared to supply a strand of the growth above my lip to any and all who wish to analize it.
4) The judge is a POMME and sho9uld be removed from any action outside of England.
5)Please remember, I do not do this as an act of self defence. My actions do not merit defending. I provide any informaion to assist you in your quest for knowledge

Mephisto · #4 February 16th, 2002, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by Growltigga:
You've met Mrs GT then, she can also be a bit like your girl when she doesn't get her own way

May I suggest inflamable clothing to you? At times I was nearly as bold as you but not green, My color was more ... ah ... burned ...

Growltigga · #5 February 16th, 2002, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by [K126]Mephisto:

May I suggest inflamable clothing to you? At times I was nearly as bold as you but not green, My color was more ... ah ... burned ...

I dunno, German fashion sense!

Growltigga · #6 February 15th, 2002, 03:04 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
1) I am prepared to submit to a lie detctor test on the "Line Dancing" issue. I repeat, due to my vision, I am not able to perform such an act.

GUFF, I dont believe you, line dancers are notoriously tricksy about their leisure activities - we bet you do have a pair of rhinestone chaps, a gold lamee lariat, a stetson with an eagle feather in it and answer to the name of "Gryphin the Kid"

2) Macs efforts not withstanding still fail to come up with any evidence that Circle the Wagons or the Gryphin Possion is in any way shape or form an ileagle act in where I reside.

GUFF, just give Mac time, he will come up with all sorts of suggestions or give himself a mild cardiac in the process

3) I am prepared to supply a strand of the growth above my lip to any and all who wish to analize it.

GUFF, yuk, no thanks

4) The judge is a POMME and sho9uld be removed from any action outside of England.

GUFF, are you saying I am an apple?? do you mean a pommie? you are not Australian, I thought you oiks said 'Limey' but what this fascination is with citrus fruit is beyond me - this from a nation that thinks peewee herman is funny

5)Please remember, I do not do this as an act of self defence. My actions do not merit defending. I provide any informaion to assist you in your quest for knowledge

GUFF, scary, just plain scary mate

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Gryphin · #7 February 15th, 2002, 03:13 PM

Reguarding POMME or POMMEI, The shoe fits and as such you are hereby disqualfied to be judge over this matter.
I do own a true brand name Stetson and a whip,
Neiter is gold lammee nor do they have a feather and I don't own chaps
My dates can attest to this and how I use them
I have to ask you what you would "bet"?

It is good to know you are afraid of my mind. I will use it to trounce you.