Gryphin and Growltigga Thread

[mac5732]

Ahem, If it please the court, I would like to address a vote on the appeal as filed herein by the defendent, the "Gryphin", in the capacity as a friend of the court and as a class action.

1. The Gryphin has shown thru prior testimony and thru photos on his website of attending the hobby of hiking as well as recording photos of various topography within the Continental U.S. This is very condemning on his part in regards to "Line Dancing". The excuse of "due to my eyesight" is found to be misleading, inappropriate, a sham and filled with irregularities. Since the ritual of "Line Dancing" cause one to be within close approximation of others as well as a particular dress code, which the defendent has stated prior, that he imbibs upon, his excuse just doesn't hold water. Further, since the ritual involves gyrations, movement, and the clinging of one to another, I do not see how eyesite has any bearing upon this issue. Therefore, my vote remains in favor of Growltigga.

2. Inregards to voluntering a specifman from the "Wooly Bear" in question, after medical and scientific discussions with those of higher knowledge in this type of endeavor, it has been determined that, In all likely hood, the small furball has become involved in a symbiote relationship with the Gryphin due to the amount of time it was incarcerated or forced to remain upon the upper lip of the defendent, in violation of the Humane Acts within this country. Therefore, any type or amount of plucking of this poor much abused creature, would have dire consequences tantamont to a possible nervous breakdown or of such disgusting secreations that it would be considered cruel and painful to the little criter. Therefore, I would like to beseech the court to let prior testimony stand and to be judged upon there merits without the unnecessary torture of the little fur ball residing upon the Gryphin's protruding upper lip.

3. As I am typing this with my left hand, (the right one is recovering from being overworked during the extensive research on the Adult sites,) I must pause for a break before answering the appeal in regards to Circle the Wagons and the Gryphin Position. (However, in closing, I would just like to remark, that if the Gryphin would like to enter photos of the ahem experiment, it might help to better decide this issue before the court.

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

Mac, ROFL

[mac5732]

"Complete Surprise, The Esteemable GT agreed with me on something, check out the Captured Planet Thread"...

smoke screen, smoke screen,

just some ideas mac

[Growltigga]

quote:

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Originally posted by mac5732:
"Complete Surprise, The Esteemable GT agreed with me on something, check out the Captured Planet Thread"...

smoke screen, smoke screen,

just some ideas mac

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got it in one tiger

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

[mac5732]

May it please the court, but in reviewing the recent Posts it appears that the Honorable Member (K126)Mephisto has raised the question concerning the color green along with a condition as cold concerning a member of this proceedings. Could the court expostulate upon this trend. Is this something that English courts require or is this condition caused by sitting at a cafe in Madrid watching the "Racy Latino" Fillies? (and you say I'm a "dirty old man") At least I use my age as an excuse

just some ideas mac

[mac5732]

Gryphin, the Honorable Member Mephisto has raised a question concerning a particular member of the court, who in addition, has admitted to some saucy conduct while visiting Madrid, un-be-nowing to the fair wenches that reside within that illustrious country.

hmmm, you might have grounds for a mistrial or at least an appeal to the Legal Ethics Committee on the grounds of the mental state of the aforementioned member of the court during this hearing.

just some ideas mac

[Gryphin]

As the Tigllette is now AFK for about a week, I will abstain from further comment on this subject.
I will however thank you for bringing these very relevant facts to my distracted attention.