Gryphin and Growltigga Thread - Page 12

mac5732 · #**111** February 15th, 2002, 07:03 PM

"Complete Surprise, The Esteemable GT agreed with me on something, check out the Captured Planet Thread"...

smoke screen, smoke screen,

just some ideas mac

Growltigga · #**112** February 15th, 2002, 07:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mac5732:
"Complete Surprise, The Esteemable GT agreed with me on something, check out the Captured Planet Thread"...

smoke screen, smoke screen,

just some ideas mac

got it in one tiger

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

mac5732 · #**113** February 15th, 2002, 08:49 PM

May it please the court, but in reviewing the recent Posts it appears that the Honorable Member (K126)Mephisto has raised the question concerning the color green along with a condition as cold concerning a member of this proceedings. Could the court expostulate upon this trend. Is this something that English courts require or is this condition caused by sitting at a cafe in Madrid watching the "Racy Latino" Fillies? (and you say I'm a "dirty old man") At least I use my age as an excuse

just some ideas mac

mac5732 · #**114** February 15th, 2002, 09:21 PM

Gryphin, the Honorable Member Mephisto has raised a question concerning a particular member of the court, who in addition, has admitted to some saucy conduct while visiting Madrid, un-be-nowing to the fair wenches that reside within that illustrious country.

hmmm, you might have grounds for a mistrial or at least an appeal to the Legal Ethics Committee on the grounds of the mental state of the aforementioned member of the court during this hearing.

just some ideas mac

Gryphin · #**115** February 15th, 2002, 09:25 PM

As the Tigllette is now AFK for about a week, I will abstain from further comment on this subject.
I will however thank you for bringing these very relevant facts to my distracted attention.

mac5732 · #**116** February 15th, 2002, 09:38 PM

Gryphin, didn't know he left again, he didn't even say good bye this time, hmmmmm fishyyyy

just some ideas mac

Growltigga · #**117** February 15th, 2002, 10:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by mac5732:
Gryphin, didn't know he left again, he didn't even say good bye this time, hmmmmm fishyyyy

just some ideas mac

Nothing fishy, Mac, Goodbye, see you in a week

Mephisto's reference to green and cold was to me being Shrek and him the donkey

As for being interested in attractive Spanish girls, even lawyers are human

See you all round, kick a canadian for me

Gryphin · #**118** February 15th, 2002, 10:10 PM

Now we can talk about him behind his back. The cool thing is: He does not know what AFK means. No doubt he will missinterpret it.

Gryphin · #**119** February 16th, 2002, 02:21 AM

1) As I am a citizen of the United States of Ammerica, and as I have never been to any part of the UK, I do no fall under the jusridiciton of the English court
There for, I am inocent until puroven guilty.
Further, The judge does not make the decision of guilt. That is the responciblity of the jury. So far we have only had the vote of 3 of the members of the jury and as such it does not constsitute a conviction.
I shall remain a free Man untill I am indeed found guilty by a jury of MY peers.

[ 15 February 2002: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Growltigga · #**120** February 16th, 2002, 02:33 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
1) As I am a citizen of the United States of Ammerica, and as I have never been to any part of the UK, I do no fall under the jusridiciton of the English court
There for, I am inocent until puroven guilty.
Further, The juse does not make the decision of guilt. That is the responciblity of the jury. So far we have only had the vote of 3 of the members of the jury and as such it does not constsitute a conviction.
I shall remain a free Man untill the final verdict is in.

The defendant will put a sock in it whilst the court is in session. It should be pointed out to the defendant that as the court has decreed that line dancing is now a crime against humanity, international public law applies and as the United States of America is party to, and has ratified, both the Hague Convention and the Lugano Treaty, international jurisprudence applies.

The weight of evidence against the defendant is also sufficient to indicate that he is guilty until proven innocent.

The defendant should also realise that as international law applies, there is no trial by jury. The judge will proclaim judgement once all expert testimonials have been received. The testimonial of Mr Mac of Quagmire, Ohio is useful evidence, but it should be added that his sanity is subject to separate court investigation so all evidence from him may be struck out.