Game: Scorned Land (started)

[paraderain]

I'll take C'tis

[paraderain]

I forgot my password already where do I find it? teehee lol

[tibbs]

I'll take abysia.

[paraderain]

When do we start I'm ready. No beating up on lizzzards now. Remember Lizards are your friends we eat flies who you humans hate at your barbeques.

[HoneyBadger]

A lizard killed my family, all my friends, and everyone and everything I ever cared about, on my birthday, which happens to fall on Christmas, which-coincidentally-is also the date of my Bar-Mitzvah, which is where I lost my virginity to the only woman I'll ever love, who was also killed by more lizards who showed up (and looked just like you), and they did so in an even more unspeakable way than all the rest, and then the lizards told me that Santa Claus, Jesus, and the tooth-fairy don't really exist, and that they were (collectively) my father.

Plus, you taste like chicken.

[paraderain]

Oh the chicken thing, that's not true, we taste like beef liver trust me. Besides that was that other race of lizards that did that to you mom. lol Not us, we are niccceeee lizardsssss slith. Why one of our great great great ancestors was part of the group during the saga of Curse of the Azure Bonds. Perhaps you remember it? slith He was a Paladin yah know.

[Tequilich]

In as Ulm.

[HoneyBadger]

Yes, I remember it all now.

It was Slith who started it all by bursting in, demanding crack, and killing my grandparents when they wouldn't give him any. My grandparents needed that crack! they had a crack prescription for their hearts! So Slith *ate* their hearts!

Sure, maybe at one point in time he had been a paladin, but he turned into a huge heart-eating crackhead!

Crack didn't kill my grandparents-lizards killed my grandparents!

...Mmmm I love beef liver. I was just thinking last night how beef liver would be really good if you deep-fried it. So you taste like beef liver, eh? Do your children taste like sweet, tender calves' liver? I bet they do!