Armadillo - started

[Kristoffer O]

Baalz said:
Yeah, I'm apparently at war with Mictlan, Machaka, Vanheim and Eriu.... so by all means beat back those damn Vans for me!

Actually you are just at war with the great GrayZ, He Who is at the Center. All Hail GrayZ!

Since the filth of your markatas has been cleaned from the streets of gold and jewelled temlples of Machaka, there is no reason to believe Iwo Ama holds any grudges against you. Markatas have short attention spans and are probably not to blame for a bit of public defecation. Iwo Ama might well build a theme park for visitors near and far to see the little critters frolic in their cages outside the temple halls.

That you are at war with the vanir is should not come as a surprise considering how close the sidhe ands the vanir are in kin, and it has long been known that the people of Mictlan serves the great GrayZ, the Earth Monster.

Great GrayZ will rinse the filth of your markatas from the streets of the Abbey you call home, Mother of Cess Rivers.

All Hail GrayZ, Lord of Eriu!

[davegg]

Out of sympathy to Baalz, the Vans will refrain from further attacks.

[Baalz]

Oh, no worries, I'll be out shortly so grab what you can, I'm just taking a couple pounds of flesh with me.

[Kristoffer O]

We will raise a statue in the Image of your monkey god for our children to play on. There will be ropes hanging from her head and a mud pool at her feet. There will be a childrens day when all youngsters can make themselves as filthy as they want, and then they will be caught by the great cleansing. This day will be the day when everyone must take a bath.

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I have the sad responsibility to report the fate of the poor Iwo Ama. Just as her capital was viciously attacked by huge apes, her final enclave was attacked by filthy trolls. They last remanats of the Machakan population will be given shelter by the great GrayZ, slayer of Apes.

[Ubercat]

You are all cordially invited to an elephant roast in Marignon. The meat has already been char broiled, so get here quickly before it goes bad!

Speaking of meat, I'd like to thank Caelum for donating the beasts. We were getting a bit hungry in our castle so their generous gift of so many elephants to our populace was greatly appreciated.

-Ubercat

[Meglobob]

Ubercat said:
You are all cordially invited to an elephant roast in Marignon. The meat has already been char broiled, so get here quickly before it goes bad!

Speaking of meat, I'd like to thank Caelum for donating the beasts. We were getting a bit hungry in our castle so their generous gift of so many elephants to our populace was greatly appreciated.

-Ubercat

Congratulations on repulsing my 1st assault, I really should learn to send a scout in first , those Mammoths deserve to be cooked and eaten, what with there morale breaking on the 2nd round of battle...

[Teraswaerto]

Could we not host tomorrow (Friday)? I wont be able to play my turn and the 2 wars Pythium is in could really do without stales.

[davegg]

Well thanks, Baalz is an especially unsore loser

[Meglobob]

davegg said:
Well thanks, Baalz is an especially unsore loser

Your lucky, he is normally a truely fearsome opponent. He must have had bad luck this game.

[Baalz]

Lol, yeah I'm not used to such tight quarters. Poor Cupido2 got pounced on pretty good but before I could finish sieging his capital Eriu and Mictlan decided manifest destiny lead through my territories. Abandon Machaka to march back and chase Eriu off of my capital and well back towards theirs just in time to present a juicy backside to Vanheim as Micltan's reinforcements arrived to complete the perfect storm. Alas I've got a pile of sacreds with a dual bless and not a priest to be found, so the pile of bodies it'll take to storm my capital will not be as high as it otherwise would. :/ Mictlan even got a two for one special on capitals!

Oh, no worries Dave. I'd be the first one to jump on a neighbor who showed weakness so I can't very well be too irritated to receive the same treatment.