OT: Where can I download a Virus or three?

[Renegade 13]

Azselendor said:
Solution: Go over to the Ex's house and put a dead fish inside his computer case, bolt the computer case to his furniture, and weld the computer case shut.

I vote for this option.

But seriously, this dude sounds dangerously obsessive...I'd consider not only internet/computer security, but physical security as well.

[narf poit chez BOOM]

For security, I recommend The Club. An old, tried and tested method of personal security, The Club can be found anywhere, from forests to cane shops to flashlight stores (Large, with aluminum case).
Utilization of The Club is simple; just bring it down forcefully on an attackers' forehead until they cease and desist in their aggravation.
It is nessasary, however, to prove self-defence to the local law, so always check the laws in your area to be sure you are actually allowed to defend yourself. If not, leave.

[Baron Grazic]

Isn't that why you purchase 2 Clubs. 1 to give to the attack after you have subdued him.