Armadillo - started

[Kristoffer O]

It is the duty of the priests of Mictlan to inform the peoples of the world that Laws and bountiful rewards has been brought to the world. With laws comes order and hiearchy. With hiearchy comes division of labor. With division of labor comes comfort for the people.

Food is being imported from seven continents and no one needs to work.

Abandon your abominations and false prophets, for Totl is here to redeem you.
Follow the lawgiver and comfort will be granted you as you seat yourself on the thrones of the world.
Deny Him and you will be the trodden, the lost and the unenlightenable, treated in accordance with your spiritual development.

As rulers of the world, you will be glorified and served by the masses, given food and luxury. You will get all goodness in life.

See the example of Teoxl, Voice and Prophet of Totl. He is thrice blessed. Once with flaming eyes, for his hatred of the dark.
Twice with choking breath, for his hatred of the young.
Thrice with a body weight of five men.

He is given pleasures innumerable.
He is given food from seven continents.
He is given a bed of Jade with blankets of Lard.

Come to Totl, and you will be given Girth of unequalled proportions.

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In other words: my prophet has become obese . Best news so far!

[llamabeast]

Mmm, blankets of lard.

[Reverend Zombie]

Unprovoked aggression can only be assumed to be coming to the land of the Bakemono from the recent cancellation by C'tis of their peace pact with Shinuyama.

To my neighbors who think that this does not concern them, do I need to point out that Ermor, Pangaea or perhaps even Caelum will be the next target in C'tis' machinations?

Shinuyama is willing to negotiate rights of passage through our lands so that C'tis may be struck by all of us, NOW, before we are all taken by them, one by one.

[Cor2]

Kristoffer O said:


Food is being imported from seven continents and no one needs to work.

Wait, no one is working? Is it too late for the god of Arco to convert?

[Kristoffer O]

You are all welcome

All you have to do is praise the Lawgiver and quit working!

[Amhazair]

Hmm... I'm having some trouble: I download my turn, but then, when I start the game up I just see last turns turn, and not the new one. I tried deleting my old turn first, and then downloading, but that just gives me an empty game. I tried having my turn resent, but that gives the same problem. I don't know if this is in any way related to the problem Kristoffer had a few turns ago? In any case, any idea on how to solve this is rather welcome.

[Valerius]

You're definitely saving the turn file into the correct folder, right? If so, how about we try llamabeast's suggestion and send the turn file to a different address. PM me an alternate e-mail and I'll try sending the turn there.

[Amhazair]

Great, problem solved thanks to our wonderful moderator. Now let's go look at the turn.

[Amhazair]

Message from a high priest of C'tis to the Ermorian Senate (Ermor still has a senate in MA, right?):

And it came to pass that, upon coursing high through the night skies on his way to wreak havoc upon his enemies, Sankriss, God of invincible power, got distracted pondering the misteries of the universe, and dived through the cloud cover further north than he had intended to. As a result of this distraction, instead of killing the enemies he intended to find, an innocent Ermorian patrol got brutally slaughtered.

While the short lives of mere mortals are hardly noticed by beings such as the exalted Sankriss, God of Patience, and thus the ending of these lives doesn't hold much meaning for him, we, his subjects, understand the pain of the loved ones who are left behind. Therefore we profusely appologise for the inadvertently caused loss of life within your lands, and humbly ask your forgiveness for this tragic incident.

oopsie...