Game: Outriders (started)

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

And that's a horror? Yawn. What a bore. Dead in one swing. I've heard there are more impressive ones later on, but come on... are you trying to make me die laughing?

I'm quaking in my boots. 30 hitpoints? Guess how much strength I have? Here's a hint- while you may have seen my titan pretender in another thread, he's got +10 dominion bonus to strength while in my own capital. I could wipe out that horror with a frigging qtip or Nerf(tm) or wiffle bat, let alone the great sword I come equipped with...

I'll be sure to catalog my kills for your enjoyment.

Kill #1, dead in one turn

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

I was reminded lately, so I just wanted to say to our hoster, Zachariah, thank you.

In other news, I'm quite glad to hear you've started a temple construction program, Jazzepi. Your Illithids are surprisingly cheap, but every temple you build is quite a bit less mind-blasting for me. Now if my raiders just manage to take a few temples out, instead of dying after the first province.

[Jazzepi]

Thankfully we build our temples behind fortress walls. Though, please, bring your God into our Dominion ten capital and we'll see how many horrors he can kill with a q-tip then.

Jazzepi

[Bluebird]

Hi, because of vacations, PashaDawg is subbing for me until the end of the month. Have fun ...

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

Second or third dead horror, same as before.

[Lazy_Perfectionist]

Fourth dead horror, same as before.

Yikes...

I have managed some nice kill rates with smaller forces... but that might be a bit much.

[Jazzepi]

Your capital will make an excellent addition to our collection

Jazzepi