Clues that your addicted to SEIV

[HEMAN]

(44) You are SUDDENLY awaken by door bell expecting, AARON to hand you your game.
(45) You look at the night sky looking at the big dipper?,and say i can Mode that.
(46) You had a nightmare, and woke up as the PHONG.
(47) When your population says its TO HOT?,USE A SUNBUSTER?.
(48) When you are chased by the cops?, use your pearl jam clocking device?.
(49) When you are being bitten by misquitoes use your johnson wax DEEP WOODS OFF ECM X.
(50) When a polition ask you for money ,DECLARE WAR on him at once.
(51) You are woken up in the middle of night and see a figure of an SLEESTAK NAMED JRAENAR .
(52) I go to the grocery store shopping for asperiques, and i see AMONKRIE looking at me?.

Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #189 Let others keep there reputation.You keep there money.