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Baalz · #1 September 2nd, 2007, 09:07 AM

Wait a second, these monkeys aren't egressing, they're attacking despite the fact that our NAP hasn't expired. Guess one really can't expect too much honor from a monkey, and worshiping demons doesn't help much in that regard I suppose. It is good you have decided to entertain with your struggling rather than presenting your urine soaked underbelly with tail tucked low as you promise, but the mild advantage you gain by lying not once but twice and abusing the consideration I've shown by giving you notice before attacking seems a meager return for molesting your honor and showing all how far Sensori's word can be trusted. Really, if you're going to bugger your own honor you really should milk it for more of an advantage.

Sensori · #2 September 2nd, 2007, 02:30 PM

It has expired. Technically. It was 3 turns ago that you sent us the cancellation demand. Three turns was the NAP's cancellation time. And what? You expect us to honor you when you, AND Abysia, the two nearly largest nations in the WORLD, choose to start a war against us? We only assessed our situation and came to the conclusion that our poison resistant armies are better served fighting against you and your poison filled filth rather than the burning insanity of the Abysians.

If you expected honor in a war which has no honor in the first place, you must be insane. Honor? Hah! All you want is to sate your insane lust for power, no matter the cost. And you should know this by now. The dead honor no one.

Baalz · #3 September 2nd, 2007, 04:50 PM

Apparently monkeys can't count past two, your comic show of claiming to be withdrawing gives lie to your lunacy that this is not a sneak attack made possible by my honoring our agreement. Rest assured however, your counting skills will not again be challenged for the only warning you'll receive in the future will be the crash of an axe to the back of your skull. Much like you can have no faith unless there is uncertainty, you can have no honor until it is not pragmatic so justify not your sneak attack with sniveling about being outmatched by your betters.

In the end it matters not for monkey skin flays as well as any other and you have accomplished naught with your treachery outside annoyance.

Sensori · #4 September 2nd, 2007, 07:57 PM

Where is the honor in bringing an ally, an ally which is practically as large as you, to a fight against a much smaller opponent, whom you know that you could've beaten on your own, even if at a slightly slower pace? You make us laugh. Tell us some more of your jokes.

Indeed, what do YOU know of honor? Nothing. You only deserve our scorn. The fact that you expect a "honorable" war, which in fact would in truth be a war which would suit YOUR needs the most, is laughable. In truth, there is no honor in your wars. There shall never be any honor in them. You only pick on the sickly and the weak, because you are scared that anyone even close to your level might actually hurt you. YOU have the luxury of "honoring your agreements", because YOU know that no one you are to wage war with cannot even hurt YOU once you are prepared for your war. To think that we would be that idiotic is lunacy. To honor you would be the same as stabbing one's own heart.

And you are still wrong. The attack itself happened on turn three of the cancellation, even though the orders may have been given on turn two of the same. The Abysians gave us the same cancellation a turn later you did, and this happened through a different medium.

Micah · #5 September 2nd, 2007, 11:07 PM

Hey, Parcelt asked for an extension ahead of time and it's 4-5 hours til host and his 2h isn't in, so I'm thinking we ought to set the timer back. Anyone have any more info regarding that?

Ubercat · #6 September 3rd, 2007, 12:42 AM

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Micah said:
Hey, Parcelt asked for an extension ahead of time and it's 4-5 hours til host and his 2h isn't in, so I'm thinking we ought to set the timer back. Anyone have any more info regarding that?

Thanks for the reminder. I just delayed it by 15 hours.

Sensori · #7 September 3rd, 2007, 08:31 PM

Heh, your ally removed the last vestiges of claims you had of our dishonorability by attacking us in similar fashion as we attacked you! Indeed, it has voided all your claims of anything dishonorable taking place, and all that is left is the fact that our armies are raiding within your lands, and they have absolutely nothing to lose. While we shall undoubtably die, and the Sauromatians will most undoubtably dishonor our dead, as is customary for their foul nation, at least we die knowing that we did indeed drive deep into the lands of the foul, traitorous Sauromatians, whom poison the very ground they walk upon!

Come, good Abysians, take over everything you can see! A bounty of provinces awaits you!

Baalz · #8 September 3rd, 2007, 10:05 PM

Yes, when you're known to break NAPs others don't tend to honor them with you, a hard lesson about consequences I fear you won't have much time to consider. Rest assured, I had no doubt from the moment you attacked that you lacked any interest in doing other than scorching as much earth as possible. Lacking the character and ability to do otherwise, monkeys fling poo....you have to expect distasteful behavior when dealing with your sort.