EA PBEM Doom Chicken

Valandil · #1 September 21st, 2007, 10:32 PM

Atlantis is hiding under the ocean, after a bungled war against Agartha, which has ended in peaceful traty with much grumble and talk of Honour from the Atlantian backbenchers.

No provinces were exchanged over the course of the war. It cost Atlantis much of their army, and Agartha lost about eight guys.

For some reason, Agartha has agreed to peace. We look upon them with utter disdain. Fear, but also disdain.

Cor2 · #2 September 22nd, 2007, 05:08 PM

How did you like those seeking arrows?

Burnsaber · #3 September 23rd, 2007, 08:01 AM

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Cor2 said:
How did you like those seeking arrows?

Let's put it this way. The score in the game of Seeking Arrows vrs my commanders is 0-6.

Cor2 · #4 September 23rd, 2007, 05:24 PM

Thats sad. Maybe I should stop using those suction cup arrows.

Lazy_Perfectionist · #5 September 23rd, 2007, 09:51 PM

Hey! Its Nerf or Nothing.

Szumo · #6 September 26th, 2007, 05:11 AM

So guys, any gossip? I'd love to hear what's happening in the south, for example? Sauromatia and Vanheim still fighting?

Burnsaber · #7 September 26th, 2007, 08:45 AM

Well, in order to get gossip, one must also give gossip. And I'm now going to give others something to gossip about.

Recently we have had some diplomatic issues with Agartha. We won the race to the Caelum's capitol fair and square, but the greed of the Pale Ones is endless and vast. We, as creatures of gluttony (although we prefer the term "excessive consumer") could only watch in disgust as Agartha simply claimed, on no basis: "Give us the capitol, or it's war". Well, the people of Yomi are not completely unreasonable so even while offenced, we tried to reason with warmongering Pale Ones, but there is no reason that can be used against the greedy Agartha.

Agartha leads in every chart imaginable, but still they hunger for more. For the slighest moment were going to give in to their bullying, but then we realized that doing so would be akin to desecrating every Oni who gave their immortal lives for us to get so far. We are the undordog in the coming fight, but someone must stand against the Agartha menace.

We also advice his neighbours to strike now that his armies are divided. If he wins this war, my gold, gem income few kickass magic sites of mine will be added to his already amazing repertoire of weapons. He has apparently has found many indie magic sites and seems to have good if not amazing access to all paths of magic -> if we allow him to grow even a bit more he'll devour us all.

Come, fat and lazy ones, come from your thrones on damp caves and taste a real battle! Your bodies will make a great feast!

And now something completely different;

I'll be away this weekend from Friday to Sunday. Is there anyway that hosting could be delayed to say Tuesday morning, so that I could make my turn on Monday?