OT (sort of): India, Monkeys & Illwinter

[Kristoffer O]

2007-09-21 14:10
Älg tog sig in på Telias kontor
Av IT 24 |

Det blev stor uppståndelse när en älg tog sig in i Telias lokaler i centrala Örebro på fredagen. Den fullvuxna älgen hoppade in genom en fönsterruta. Personalen flydde i skräck därifrån. Det skriver TT.

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Free translation by me:

Moose entered Telia office

There was great comotion as a moose entered the Telia office in central Örebro this friday. The full grown moose entered by jumping through a window. The employees fled in panic. This according to TT.

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Telia is the swedish company in charge of/owning the telephone network, broad band stuff, etc; a remnant of the ministry 'televerket', when telephones were part of the public service.

[Sombre]

All major attacks begin with systematic cutting of lines of communication. Telia is just step one of phase one.

[Amhazair]

It looks to me like JK spent a bit too much time in India. While the target choise of the Moose attack is indeed ominous, as Sombre says, the actual results appear to be somewhat limited.

Still, I have no doubts that if some more time is spent on training we will soon see invincible meese armies galopping through various strategic targets in Scandinavia.

[Zylithan]

I was bitten by a moose once.

[Burnsaber]

Time of the invasion draws nigh! We must prepare ourselves for the inevitable onslaught.

Zylithan said:
I was bitten by a moose once.

!!!!

Did it penetrate your skin? Was there any blood? Did you contact the virus?!

If you get bitten by one of them, you will become one of them!

There's only way to be sure..
*goes away to get his shotgun*

[Gregstrom]

Remember to use silver pellets - it's best to be sure.

[Valandil]

I love this thread.

[lch]

Zylithan said:
I was bitten by a moose once.

I was bitten by a monkey once when I was in India. I guess I was undermining his alpha status and he had to take action.

[thejeff]

I was mugged by monkeys in Indonesia, once. I was carrying peanuts, you see.