Urapara - [finished - Abysia + TC win]

[DonCorazon]

Ha ha.
Troll fat makes good soap for Ulmish warriors to clean their codplates.

Er...I hope you don't know something I don't as I am still at work and haven't seen the most recent turn...

[HJFudge]

Update from the Scaled Ones.

This month sees C'tis Troops making a valiant assault into one of Man's border forts. As they prepared themselves for battle, an army from Man, seeking to reinforce their wicked comrades, desperately strikes at the rear of the Holy Army's line. Though losing many brave souls, the attack is smashed and almost 100% of the enemy is killed. What few remain cowardly retreat back to their foul lands.

In the north, tensions mount as Man's presence grows large. New recruits are being sent daily to bolster the borderlands, and several spies attempting to cross over onto C'tis territory have been caught and...dealt with.

The Ctis urges peace between the warring factions of Ulm, Bandar Log and Shinuyama and hope they can learn to live in harmony, and that they trade their swords for plowshares.

[Firewalker]

Well, our noble Bandars need no excuses: Pure, naked aggression is our motive.

However, I must say our sucker punch was deflected handily. Never fear, however: The Lord Nararaja shall personally lead the armies of Bandar Log from this moment on. Trolls shall be roasted and fed to our tigers!

[spacht]

That was a fine battle. The sons of Grom have regained their honor.

[DonCorazon]

Let it be known that the warriors of Shinuyama, while a bit on the foul smelling side, are fierce. Again, they have inflicted heavy casualties against Ulm despite inferior numbers. The world should know that Ulm’s leaders fought at the front line. The mighty Hildegard charged out into the field alone (better check that script) but somehow survived the day to rise to the front of the Hall of Fame. Grom himself, forgetting he was in enemy land and disoriented by the influence of ancient Shinuyaman demons, charged into battle. The priests now whisper that he appears to be walking funny and that he has asked for a smaller, lighter hammer (purportedly for precision forging work, but we fear otherwise).

Now a vast host stands at Ulm’s borders led by the Shin pretender himself. Will the Western gates of Ulm fall and the hordes of the East be free to pillage?

[DonCorazon]

(in response to Arco’s declaration of alliance with Shinuyama and war on Ulm)

King Eomi (Arcos),
The Mighty Grom welcomes the opportunity to provide your warriors an education on the art of war. Grom knows that the Arcos’ tradtion of reading books and watching others do battle is no substitute for the real thing. Our crossbowmen look forward to the target practice on your flying soldiers. In addition, the western fields of Ulm have experienced a dry summer. Arcos blood should do wonders for next Spring’s crops.

Aldaron, the Mouth of Grom

[Firewalker]

The armies loyal to the White Council of Nararaja have been ordered to undertake an all out invasion of the lands of Arcoscephalae in support of our ally, Ulm. And as they sweep through, our wise brahmins will reveal the true Dharma to the faithless men who inhabit those lands.

Your liberation is at hand!

Ahirbudhnya.