Urapara - [finished - Abysia + TC win]

DonCorazon · #1 December 6th, 2007, 03:30 AM

Og here reporting another ridiculous slaughter in Dyrfall...
197 dead Ulms vs. 39 Shins. Grom, crippled, cursed and weakened took a blow to the head and now appears to be mute. Unfortunately, he is no longer able to cast the spells his smiths have toiled so long to discover. He was last seen hobbling off to the north to make a last stand at the River of Lost Love, where Shinuyaman armies approach from 2 directions.

Firewalker · #2 December 6th, 2007, 12:53 PM

Zeldor;

It was not planned. I was confused by the due date being a day ahead in GMT compared to CST and coupled with work being busy I did it twice in a row. "Oh, I have until tomorrow ..." Doh! Won't happen anymore now.

DonCorazon · #3 December 8th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Oh the horror!
Grom was swarmed by the stinky trolls and beaten down into a pile of rust...Aldaron had both eyes plucked out and the trauma of the battle has left him feebleminded.

Now I, Og, intrepid Ulmish reporter, stand with one Master Smith and a few militia who are gnawing on boots in the fort at Lost Love, surrounded by swarms of Shinuyaman archers. Malaranthus, how can you sleep at night after inflicting this kind of devastation on the simple folk of Ulm?

This is Og, signing off with my final report....

Zeldor · #4 December 9th, 2007, 02:26 AM

Hmm... and wasn't it Ulm smashing Shinuyama?

spacht · #5 December 9th, 2007, 10:52 AM

Yes, it was, but the Shinuyamans grew tired of it and decided to return the favor.

And Malaranthus sleeps well at night, now that his campaign to drive out the ulmish invaders has nearly succeeded.

Zeldor · #6 December 10th, 2007, 05:22 PM

Because of Christmas time from 16th December to 2nd January game will be set to quick host, without any deadlines [well, deadline will be 2nd January].

Many people need to travel and most of us will have probably more important/interesting things to do than send armies to our neighbours.

DonCorazon · #7 December 12th, 2007, 02:10 AM

Quote:

Zeldor said:
Hmm... and wasn't it Ulm smashing Shinuyama?

Smashing? Every battle we fight the ratio of Ulmish losses to Shinuyaman losses gets more ridiculous. This turn Ulm lost 115 men to Shin's 11. Luckily, we breed like rabbits but even that won't help against these odds.

What is going on in the rest of the world? Ctis, TC, Man - so quiet...

Zeldor · #8 December 12th, 2007, 02:11 AM

Oh, we are slaughtering each other peacefully.