... ooh, look, a shiny magical eye!
But I've already plucked out my one eye and shoved in an eye of aiming, ... how shiny! Mmmm, shiny eye!
But, ... I'll be totally blind. Oooh, so shiny! And nice!
Must ... resist ... garrrrh It's mine! My precious! My precious shiny magic eye!
Yank 
Hey, who turned out the lights?