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March 3rd, 2008, 02:17 PM
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Arcosphalean Elephant Breeding Habits
The Crystal Palace happens to be built upon the seasonal breeding grounds of the Arcosphalean Elephant, Pachydermus Horribilis, which is why the beasts are constantly mounting the statue of Amanozako. Rather than letting your pretender suffer this indignity, we your kind neighbors, would like to repossess the Crystal Palace and restore it to its native habitat.
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March 3rd, 2008, 11:11 PM
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Re: Arcosphalean Elephant Breeding Habits
Wait!
In this game, Don Corazon is playing Arco, and Aristander is playing Jomon.
But...
In EPOTARA, isn't it the other way around?
The alternate universes are blurring and making me pop a screw.
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March 3rd, 2008, 11:58 PM
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Re: Arcosphalean Elephants
Yes, you are correct PashaDawg. Except there is one important difference.
My Arco elephants in Epotara break morale and trample my own units. Don Corazon's pesky pachyderms defy fire spells, paralyzing blowguns, and early thugs to squish my heavy infantry.
Rest assured that the Crystal Citadel shall be free of "Pachydermus Horribills" and their BLASPHEMOUS breading rites as soon as the stars are right.
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March 4th, 2008, 12:04 AM
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Re: Arcosphalean Elephants
Aristander my friend - the problem is the statues of Amanozako bear an uncanny similarity to the Arcosphalean female elephant in full heat. This incites the male bulls to near berserk morale and has led to many stains on your holy statues.
Rest assured, we shall fix the problem once we have gained control of the province. Fellow pretenders, even our foes, deserve more respect than this...
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March 4th, 2008, 11:17 PM
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Turn 18
Turn 18 is out.
Deadline is Thursday night.
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March 5th, 2008, 12:25 PM
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Re: A hero for our time
Today we morn the untimely death of Kenji the Red Tengu. Kenji left his own kind in their mountain home to serve Amanozako. A master of the sword, Kenji gave his life to vanquish the "Pachydermus Horribills" from the sacred Crystal Citadel.
A statue will be erected in his honor.
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March 6th, 2008, 02:05 AM
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The Fine Line Between Courage and Stupidity
Survivors report Kenji descended from the sky right into the middle of the Arcosephalean army, his blades whirring in a blur of amazing swordsmanship, which lasted about three seconds before he was impaled by a Cardace spear.
Jomon's retribution was furious as they unleashed all manner of sorcerous elements on Arcos, leading to a complete route. The elephants in particular have been traumatized.
Osseric will not be pleased.
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