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March 22nd, 2008, 03:58 PM
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Re: Turn 25
Geraldos Riveros reporting from Arcos:
The 7th legion was slaughtered by a veritable horde of Tien Chin barbarian horsemen. Ulm, no further help will be coming from Arcos. Arcos appeals to the barbarian league for peace...
Meanwhile, the 5th legion's efforts to reclaim the elephant breeding grounds (conveniently, err...coincidentally located at the site of Jomon's Crystal Citadel) continues with little progress. No sign of the mysterious Amonozako, reportedly a fearsome god...
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March 22nd, 2008, 04:47 PM
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Re: Turn 25
Things are looking very bleak for already misfortunate Ulm. As we are rotting away in our castles the barbarian league is rampaging the civilized world. Arcoscephale, the cradle of great culture, is in danger.
We plead to anyone with the sufficient power to help us. Please help us...
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March 22nd, 2008, 05:22 PM
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Re: Turn 25
Just think how less entertaining the world will be without us! Our comedic value alone warrants intervention. - Sent from iPhone while wife shops
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i crossed blades with the mightiest warriors of the golden age. i witnessed with sorrow the schism that led to the passing of legends. now my sword hangs in its scabbard, with nothing but memories to keep it warm.
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March 22nd, 2008, 05:32 PM
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Re: Turn 25
Oh, how I wish I could help... But the bastion of civilization that is Bogarus is also under attack by all kinds of savages.
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March 23rd, 2008, 09:40 PM
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Re: Turn 26
Turn 26 is out. Deadline is Tuesday.
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March 24th, 2008, 09:12 PM
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Re: Ossericiad
While the priests of Amanozako are waiting for the "Great Awakening" cooped up in the besieged Crystal Citadel, they have glimpsed passages from the black tome that is the Ossericiad.
After all they do get tired of watching the Elephants fornicate. Allowed shuddering glimpses of an ancient "mythology" filled with unholy rites and demonic invocations, the priests prey for the day of Amanozako's deliverance.
That day will come soon the signs are ominous.
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March 24th, 2008, 10:36 PM
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Re: Ossericiad
If Jomon has not eaten them yet (how long can this damn siege last?), you should hang onto those copies of the Ossericiad because the barbarians are burning the great library in Babylonia and only a few copies remain.
It appears Arcosephalean elephant meat is a delicacy in Tien Chin. Six prime specimens were devoured like cows in a pirahna pond by their horde of barbarian calvary.
We predict Tien Chin's barbarians will one day cover the world in horse patties!
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