Forseti (Started)

[Cor2]

I just cant be resonable with you talking about erections, LOL.

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Listen not to the gilded voices of the bards of Man, as they sing their songs of woe. Once again they praise the might of Mictlan's army, but decline to surrender to us.

Yes, Mictlan has landed on the shores that once belonged to Tien Chi, and it is truly a desolate land. Not one peasant remains. Such is the violence that Man brought to this world!

Man is not the helpless old ladies they make themselves out to be. Why, our brave captains were nearly destroyed by multiple Manifestations of evil! And only the goodness of the gods saved one captain from being swept away in a whirlwind.

Mictlan strives to restore the balance that was wrecked by the greed of Man, as he sought to own all that was unique and beyond price. But he hides his toys in his castles, and does not come out to play.

Where is the Sword of Aurgelmer, which we saw you wield in the final battle against Tien Chi? For what reason do you hide the Aegis, is it a sight so horrible to view that you keep it locked in some dungeon? Where is the Forge Lord's Hammer, the Stone Sword, the Sceptre, the Sickle Whose Crop is Pain?

Since Man has not opened up a museum for all to come and view these riches, they must once more be made available to all nations. We know you have most capable curators and librarians, for the sages of Man have devoted much time to research, and the burned lands of Tien Chi are evidence of their prowess.

Why, we cannot even find a single solitary mushroom growing here! Sad times, indeed.

Mictlan

[FAJ]

Who you calling pander?

[Cor2]

Man, Jotunheim declares war, incase you haven't noticed.

[Whollaborg]

Oh,
Another Sneak attack without declaration of war. Let your tall emptyheads come, the taller they are, the harder they fall

Zhukov

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Only Knights and Samurai are obliged to declare war. In Mictlan country, it's strictly the law of the jungle.

[Whollaborg]

Second wave of Mictlan landed southwards. Army was a peculiar one, consisting only of a hundered blessables and 16 turkeys! can you believe? Turkeys turned out to have considerable power in astral and nature paths (3,3) and they scared the [censored] out of the few militia units defending the landing province. Some foul trickery is suspected.

Turkeys will most likely meet the jotuns in few months to come if our defences down under fails.
We dealt with the Jotun attack and the giants are now in flight to cower their asses. Unfortunately we might not be able to follow them because of the grave threat not only to the man but to the to the world. That is Mictlan.

Around 600-800 hundred, mostly blessable troops are aproaching our castle up in the mountains. We cannot tell if we intend to make that castle a battleground our do we have to give the Mictlan more room to manouver. Now their unblessed army is simply staggering. It is led by the horrible djinn from the bottle and it is followed dozens after dozens of mages of considerable might!

The doom of all is the avalanche from the wicked jungle!

Horrified for the World,
Zhukov in a humble request of aid