Hall of Doh!

[Zeldor]

I got a lesson to be careful with equipment

Equiped my Tartarian Cyclops with standard SC stuff that included Boots of Quickness. He wennt to do his job, conquered something easily, then surprise - he got a meeting with Arch Devil. He lost, so I check the battle report. And something is wrong - why he is suddenly in front and self-buffs there? I check the equipment - Sandals of the Crane! Blinking Tartarian!

That was the most stupid battle I have EVER seen. My Cyclops is superior in strength and should win that without huge problem. But Arch Devil regenerates. My Cyclops hits him, tries to make final blow - but nah, he gets blinked somewhere far and walks to Devil. Arch Devil flies to him, they fight couple round, then my Tartarian blinks somewhere again. And they do it for over 30 turns. So my Cyclops run out of most of HP and decided to retreat. But it isn't so easy - he needs to get till the end of battlefield. He walks, just 1 more tile... but no! he gets blinked somewhere far and hast to start again. It took him about 30 turns! to rout!

[Tyrant]

Built an Amulet of the Fish to send my big ole high power Kraken god off to slay on the land. Unfortunatly...i forgot to put it on first- DOH!

[Foodstamp]

Then how did you leave the water?

[Saulot]

He likely teleported. Considering the 'high power'.

[Tyrant]

yep- Holy Calamari Batman! Is that a 300 ton suffocating squid falling from the sky?

[Endoperez]

Tyrant said:
yep- Holy Calamari Batman! Is that a 300 ton suffocating squid falling from the sky?

I told you to stop eating the purple fish, Auluudh! You're 524 years too young for that! You are going to go to your cave now and will stay there until Polypal Mothers send for you, understand? Pfft, squid-filled stars from above the surface of the surface? The spawn these days...

Poor aboleths, they never saw it coming.

[Zenzei]

I was just testing Kailasa in SP and moving around my ring of wizardy in order to cast some ritual spells. As a result of slightly careless mouse clicking I ended up giving it to that super commander named "Throw Away" who even happens to have infinite item slots. Doh'ness ensued.

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Saulot said:
He likely teleported. Considering the 'high power'.

An astral Kraken? Sounds like a good target for Magic Duel.

[Forrest]

You want duh?

I am in the middle of the ocean. Atlantis or one of the stupid water nations. No magic on my imprisoned pretender. Turn two a earthquake takes out my lab and I have no mage to rebuild.

Game over.

[Sombre]

An imprisoned pretender with no magic? Your scales must be [censored] hot.