EPOTARA - Pythium Wins!! (Ironhawk Rules)

[Aethyr]

Ironhawk said:
Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy...

Marignon humbly craves Pythium's pardon. We claim no special knowledge of this situaion, and are indeed relying on information obtained from elsewhere. That said, we note that Pan seems a bit uncertain of this matter...

[Wokeye]

The Lord of Pangaea has yet to read the scout reports on the latest developments. Too much revelry, bodypainting, assorted nudity and merriment. We will comment with more certainty after work.

[DonCorazon]

Pythium is as slippery as the swamp snakes he employs (and we in Jomon say that with the utmost of respect for his wily veteran ways).

Read closely Epotarans and see if you can find a denial amidst his worm tongue remarks.

Even though Oponn might be lying scalpless, fertilizaing a Pangean vine ogre nursery, we in Jomon seek to fight on. Rise up we say, cast away thy veils of blindness and smite down the serpent devil while there is still time!!!
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And why don't we just ask the elusive Lord of Man who once was the most prosperous and advanced of all of our nations?

OT:
Great song -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7loLxor-Hsg

[Wokeye]

Indeed, Pythium has made a claim on Utgard and currently has a force of 500 troops at its crumbled gates, plus 200 or so marching in the mountains nearby.

The Pans very much longed to erect many oddly phallic shrines there and sacrifice enemy warriors, chickens and herrings in devotions to their pretender god. We do not take the attempt to steal our agreed war prize lightly, and will be seeking retribution on the field of war.

[Ironhawk]

What?? Has the whole world gone mad with anti-Pythium fever that even my allies now succumb to it? This is a dark day indeed!

While the council of Pythium normally takes a position of ignoring propaganda, we will make an exception due to the severity of these claims. The High Commitee of Army Seige Affairs has been formed that will now begin an immediate investiagtion of these claims leveled against us. The truth will be known soon enough!

[PashaDawg]

Silence, Wormtongue! You shall not use your trickery here, Ironhawk. The sun shines so we can clearly witness your dastardly nature! Your voice seeks to soothe while your hands are working overtime.

[Ironhawk]

Hahah, nice Pasha. You know I always love your propaganda posts

So, I imagine many people are planning on casting remote attacks this turn. But you should be aware that, if cast by a third party, such spells randomly target either the seiger or the seigee. There's no way to force it to target one particular army. The only people who can safely cast into a seige situation are the two players involved in it.

I considered keeping this fact to myself for sheer amusment value ...but eventually I felt obligated as an experienced player to point it out. Feel free to test it yourself.

[Wokeye]

Blast them both to pieces so I can take the city for the glory of Pangaea!!