If I were in charge ...

[Growltigga]

Oh come on, what's wrong with Earl's Court? I especially like that Walkabout Pub with all that iconic Australian stuff,

Well, you would like Earl's Court as you are Australian - we think it is full of load mouth yobs and brash Aussie girls

Nothing better than a pie floater when your drunk too

Well maybe, but I am never sure if I have eaten it already or are eating it again

the pea soup helps soak up all the alcohol making you less prone to singing outbursts.

and more prone to throwing up violently in the gutter - hmmmm, would I prefer a crowd of drunk Englishmen singing rugby songs or a crowd of drunk antipodeans being ill in the gutter and pretending to be Russell Crowe??

And I can't imagine westies singing to anything, except maybe ACDC

that is a bit harsh isn't it? we always understood Westies to be the cornerstone of your popular culture

What's a Brit doing in Kuta anyhows? Shouldn't you be in Ibiza scoring with some Essex girs?

done that, I was in Kuta hoping that all Australian lasses would look like Ella and/or Kylie - however, on getting to the Sari Club, it was more a case of Madge from Neighbours and Angry Andersen - no wonder so many of you are over here!! - much more fun on Lombok anyhow

[ 10 April 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]