Figment - Early Game (Started)

[Kojusoki]

AdmiralZhao - what is your attitude towards the Forge of the Items now? I wonder if you still belive that "The Forge is simply to powerful to remain standing" and the owner shouldnt have the NAP with anybody

[AdmiralZhao]

You make a good point. I promise to attack the current owner of the Forge with the same vigor and ferocity that I attacked Ermor.

[DonCorazon]

The latest Led Zeppelin anthem for Vanheim is now Stairway to Heaven as that appears to be where we are headed after several trouncings by the creepy jungle warriors and their voodoo magic. Our manly warriors could not handle all the strange mojo and Vanheim is set to crumble rapidly without the beer-swilling leadership of D’rek.

And yes, this will delay the release of the long awaited DX 14000 Vibro Series of authentic Vanheim dwarven Hammers.

[AdmiralZhao]

Poor Vanheim. Destroyed by a simple typographical error, declaring war on Miclan when they meant to declare war on Mictlan.

On a separate note, we are selling mineral rights to the land around Abysia. Five major armies have been destroyed there, and we estimate there is a couple hundred gems worth of items mixed in with the topsoil. Act now!

[DonCorazon]

hey - we did all we could to improve Vanheim literacy - it just wasn't enough!

[AdmiralZhao]

Well, I'd say things are going exactly according to plan. The Formorian giants did precisely what I expected of them, and have walked (or trapeezed) right into my trap. Now all that remains is to snap shut the jaws of the trap on them.

[Rathar]

No doubt, but I am not alone and it was at least an entertaining turn or two.!