OT: Repository of quotations

Caduceus · #1 May 25th, 2008, 09:54 PM

"When news breaks, we fix it." - The Daily Show

Slick · #2 May 25th, 2008, 10:36 PM

"If a man says something and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

Xrati · #3 May 26th, 2008, 12:27 PM

I think we should try combining these quote for fun. Lets just use the last three and you get something like this.

When news breaks, and a woman is not there to hear, you won't notice until 5 minutes after the store closes on a Saturday.

There, now you have a "New" quote!!!

Slick · #4 May 26th, 2008, 08:45 PM

"Be fluid. Flexible is too rigid."

MrToxin · #5 May 27th, 2008, 05:15 PM

"It is, in fact, a miracle that the holy curiosity of inquiry survives public education."
- Albert Einstein

"The tree that bends in the wind, never breaks."
- I have no idea

narf poit chez BOOM · #6 May 27th, 2008, 07:20 PM

"Oaks live longer than willows." - My response to that silly quote.

I try not to let my opinions sway with the wind.

Nocturnal · #7 May 28th, 2008, 05:19 AM

"I'm a man of principles! And if you have a problem with my principles, I'll change them!"
- My bastardization of the following:

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

-all Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
-Stephen Wright

MrToxin · #8 May 28th, 2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

narf poit chez BOOM said:
"Oaks live longer than willows." - My response to that silly quote.

I try not to let my opinions sway with the wind.

It was one of those funny proverb things from the far east. You KNOW those are never wrong, right. :V

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don't need to teach him anything."