OT: Repository of quotations

[Slick]

"If a man says something and a woman is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?"

[Xrati]

I think we should try combining these quote for fun. Lets just use the last three and you get something like this.

When news breaks, and a woman is not there to hear, you won't notice until 5 minutes after the store closes on a Saturday.

There, now you have a "New" quote!!!

[Slick]

"Be fluid. Flexible is too rigid."

[MrToxin]

"It is, in fact, a miracle that the holy curiosity of inquiry survives public education."
- Albert Einstein

"The tree that bends in the wind, never breaks."
- I have no idea

[narf poit chez BOOM]

"Oaks live longer than willows." - My response to that silly quote.

I try not to let my opinions sway with the wind.

[Nocturnal]

"I'm a man of principles! And if you have a problem with my principles, I'll change them!"
- My bastardization of the following:

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

-all Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
-Stephen Wright

[narf poit chez BOOM]

"I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait." - Random joke sign.

[MrToxin]

narf poit chez BOOM said:
"Oaks live longer than willows." - My response to that silly quote.

I try not to let my opinions sway with the wind.

It was one of those funny proverb things from the far east. You KNOW those are never wrong, right. :V

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don't need to teach him anything."

[Ferrosol]

"Light a man a fire and he is warm for a day set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life" Terry Pratchett

"That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"" Terry Pratchett

"The best argument against Democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter" Winston Churchill

[AgentZero]

Or in the same vein,
"Light a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Edit: Aw, Ferro, ya beat me.

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."