OT: D&D 4e or: Wanna slaughter some minions?

[narf poit chez BOOM]

And some plotlines based on what's in the DMG:

Seralund Halfmoon, Halfmoon Trading House,

Would like to hire porters for the portage of cargoes.

Strength and combat experience a must.

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Squire Serim Selduzar, Unfotunate third son,

is looking to establish himself,
(Having little else to do but follow tradition,
and join the clergy; but he finds he enjoys,
the high life more than the high-minded,
life) and is hoping to assist adventurers in,
clearing out monsters (Kobolds, goblins, yada,
and etc) and bandits, from various locations,
for an 'Agents Fee' to be negotiated.

Which is a rather long-winded way of saying that,
I, with my ear to the ground, am selling information,
on likely looting opportunites to the wandering,
Adventurer.

Enquire within,
Nenter Inn

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Lord Warden Faren Markelhay (Seal)

Kobold Hall is becoming a problem.

Enquire with guard Captain Sir Torim (Seal)
if you wish an interview.

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High Septarch of Fallcrest Nimozoran

Literary Adventurers interested in expanding knowledge
Are wanted for the exploration of the Catacombs
In return for assistance, the High Septarch will
provide rituals at a low price and pay for the books
returned.

Septarch's Tower

(Scribbled on top) High Septarch?
Guess my mule is Lord of Nenter Vale! Hah!