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Re: Sneaked moose??
He's behind the banana tree. You can just see his tail.
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June 20th, 2008, 01:26 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Snooked by meese!
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I can honestly say that I have never spotted a single moose in the wild. I know, the skeptics will point out that I live in [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Flag_USA.gif[/img] Kansas [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Flag_USA.gif[/img], but those sneaky boogers have just eluded the naturalists for centuries in these parts. I also spent several years working in Florida, Alabama and even in the mountains of West Virginia and in that time I spotted more alligators and bears than meeses (or goblins).
In an attempt to catch one of the sneaky devils I feel it is my duty to place a special device in this thread. Hopefully we will awake in the morning to find the carcass one of these elusive creatures so that we may study it and learn more of the madness that is the sneaking moose:
****MOOSE TRAP****
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June 20th, 2008, 02:52 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
This thread is getting silly.
Although, I have seen a moose in the wild. From about 30 feet away. I came upon one while fishing a creek in the Yellowstone mountains. And though she was quite as surprised to see me as I was her, I beat a hasty retreat. Moose are Huge!
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June 20th, 2008, 04:30 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Sneaky Huge!
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June 20th, 2008, 07:57 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
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June 22nd, 2008, 07:29 PM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Just a warning: This is not for the weak stomached people.
Actual sneaking moose was found (and shot) only two kilometers from the center of Finland's capital Helsinki by local PD (police department, silly) just today. Battle replay is available in video format. Notice how sneaky the moose can be.
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June 23rd, 2008, 01:32 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
Moose are very common here, but for their numbers, they are rarely seen. Often heard, though, running away when they hear you approaching, but they are hard enough to catch sight of most of the time. Not that I particularly fancy the idea of running into a fullgrown moose in the wild. They can be ornery, dangerous buggers.
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June 23rd, 2008, 06:53 AM
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Re: Sneaked moose??
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This thread is getting silly.
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I love this thread.
I have seen moose in the wild couple of times. I once sit in a car for over an hour because there was a mating time going and a moose bull wouldn't leave the yard. If I tried to open the car door, it would charge in. Our driver had gone to open the cottage door and we stayed in the car to pack and grab all the stuff. The moose just came out of nowhere, sneeky ba***rd.
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