Storm. New Game for Newbies: Game is on!

[Bwaha]

I guess Illithid humor is too deep for surface dwellers. In the interest of improving the intelligence of the surface people we are offering a free tuition to our fine culinary schools. We have a excellent course called "To serve man". I-E-T-A wants the best and brightest students, so in closing we want BRAINS...

[Juffos]

Such treachery will not go unpunished! We will scribe the words of your broken treaties on your tombstone!

[GrudgeBringer]

Juffos, are you talking to me?

I just said the Nap was over, and gave the oblgitory 3 turn notice.

I never broke any agreement or have attacked you or even put an army close to you.

[Crust]

Atlantis, Atlantis, what have you done?

[Bwaha]

Well, come on, tell us whats happening?

[Juffos]

The world descends into chaos...

Demons!

[otthegreat]

I think the most fitting description of last turn would be "slight miscalculation".

[Bwaha]

Come on lads, A little more info please.

[otthegreat]

The savage werebeasts of Mictlan brutally attacked territory of the Kingdom of Atlantis last month. In response, our brave soldiers launched a ferocious amphibious assault on Mictlan's interior which, ummm perhaps didn't go exactly according to plan... nevertheless, Mictlan shall be punished! Our cowardly commanders who quit the field have been dismissed(except for the dead ones - that would have been a little difficult) and a new more capable - and as yet nonexistent - force will avenge our shameful defeats. We will not rest until Mictlan's capital has been burned to the ground!

[Crust]

We did nothing until after Atlantis had informed us of their intentions to invade. So far their invasion hasn't been very impressive, with the frogmen losing against our sling-armed province defense. There also was the incident with the bird...