MP: Revenge of Pimping - Let's go Voltron Force!

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We, the peaceful land of Ermor, find ourselves targetted by unprovoked aggression. Sacred hoplites of Pangea have marched into our quiet forrests unprovoked. While we are loathe to send the silent legions at this time, our hand seems forced.

To our more reasonable friends and neighbors, we hearby open a market of vibrant trade. Any who wish items such as skull mentors, champion's skulls, or any number of boosters should let us know post-haste. Our mages are standing by to process your requests. We will even let Jomon trade with us, as they have been kind enough to correct some of our cultists who were clearly doing it wrong.