MP: Bazooko: Running

[Toran]

*ahem*

Lava heart, director of the "Museum of Sauromatian archaeology" of Abysia, is not able to express how fortunate it feels.

"Look, in the past decades, we have been happy to find even traces of Sauromatian 'civilization', like cave paintings and stone axes. It was hard work, but this way we have been able to prove that Sauromatians actually can walk on two legs and are not just mindless animals as science assumed years ago.

But just recently we were lucky to get an arm of a real Sauromatian cyclops idol! You know, they build those to give some shadow in hot summers, and to threaten their children..... we could not believe we got a part of such a relevant item!

But when our new recruits went out on patrol yesterday, learning to march in formations etc, they stumbled upon an almost complete Sauromatian cyclops! Of course they picked it up after disassembling it for easier transport, and since today morning, people can visit us to get a look at a complete Sauromatian cyclops, as found in nature, including the helpless pose!"