MP: Smack - Running

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Ahem, we are sure that llamaserver is to blame, but we see Abysian forces on the Marignon-green provinces. I'm sure Teh Bird isn't too happy about that, as in the Book of Teh Bird is written:
"[...] et thou shalst resceat on yer own green as it est Teh Bird, ye only one [long, interesting, passage about the Greatness of Teh Bird] who gavesth thou yer green and thou shalst not trample on ye green of alterii nationii as Teh Bird, who est ye beginn et ye end [another very interesting passage concerning the wisdom of Teh Bird] will comesth from ye heaven, where Teh Bird [a passage of the ultimate knowledge of Teh Bird follows here] et burnesth on ye stake ye heretics who sacrilegii ye greens et if ye nationii tresspassiae est on flamii like Teh Bird [a passage that describes minutiously the flames, their color, form, etc. of Teh Bird] Harmageddon shalst be nigh et great war et death shallst comesth over all nationii et The Bird [a passage about the splendor of Teh Bird follows here] willst crush ye paganii [...]