Joker: new game, new theme, HA Ha ha

[Gregstrom]

Here's a classic:

Q: What's the difference between a duck?

A: One of it's legs are both the same!

It may have lost some of its edge over the last couple of millennia.

[Bwaha]

My ex is quite a drama queen, and I'm feeling a little sad. I guess I'm suffering a little post-dramatic stress disorder.


Some one seeing a picture of Laconians being
killed by Athenians, observed, "Brave fellows,
these Athenians." "On canvas," interposed a
Laconian.

An orator of Athens said to Demosthenes, "The Athenians will kill you if they are in a rage." Demosthenes replied, "And they will kill you if they are in the right mind."


Agesilaus, intending to march through Macedonia,
sent to ask the king of that country whether
he intended to receive him as a friend or an
enemy. " I will consider," he replied. "Then,"
said the Spartan, "do you think about it, and
we meanwhile will commence our march." The
king very soon sent a message : "Come as a
friend."