Byleswar (GAME IN PROGRESS)

rdonj · #1 December 9th, 2008, 11:37 PM

Wow. I'm sitting here and I'm looking at an eagle king with 100 gems worth of gear on it. Even assuming everything had a 25% discount that was still more than an entire turn's worth of gem income... for Caelum! Simply a staggering figure to a small nation like yomi with but half of caelum's gem production capacity.

If I was in character right now I'd probably be going on about caelum's shockingly wasteful decadence, and how this proves that they are the lowest of creatures, not fit to live in a world with the hard working monsters and warriors of the day... :P

Carpetbagger · #2 December 10th, 2008, 03:30 PM

Chirp chirp.

rdonj · #3 December 10th, 2008, 11:57 PM

Chirp all you wish bird-things, that will not save your armies or resurrect your mages! Their souls belong to our lady now. And once ulm's armies have been destroyed finally forever, our full forces will be arrayed against you, and your armies shall be driven back across the sea, only to be destroyed as the false god Beaktooth cowers pitifully in his dominion. The glory of Izanami shall be brought to the lands of Caelum, and in the end, the name of Beaktooth will be sung not in praise, but cursed in spite for the great destruction that shall be reaped upon the bird men for his blasphemy!

Carpetbagger · #4 December 11th, 2008, 06:24 PM

The birds enjoy pooping on Yomi temples.

rdonj · #5 December 11th, 2008, 06:49 PM

That'll be the only temple you get that way

And once I have reclaimed the province I guess I'll have me some prime eagle king fertilizer.

Oh, and if anyone has a care package they'd like to send to those three eagle kings, they're currently residing in province 148.