MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[AdmiralZhao]

In a bigger, badder, and bolder sequel to last month's battle, Shinuyama's O-Bakemono trolls clubbed to death 20 of Ashdod's Anakites, as well as their supporting slingers and commanders. The troll's cries of "OOMPA LOOMPA" and the screams of the dying could be heard for miles around. As a gesture of solidarity with our new 8 legged friends, we are sending the giant corpses to Machaka's capital. We urge others at war with Ashdod to do the same. Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

[Hoplosternum]

Originally Posted by AdmiralZhao

Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

We are thinking of them And now eating them

BillyWitchDoctors first installent of Spiders are now being barbequed at Castle Vanheim in Cormyr.

While we are also very concerned by the rise of Ashdod we believe the best help that can be given to her foes is the knowledge that they have peaceful borders and friendly neighbours rather than 8 legged adventurers racing about the Sea of Fallen Stars.

We shall be forwarding on to the Admiral a pair of Char Grilled Spiders.

We call on all enemies of the crazy Machakans to strike him now before we are forced to take all his lands for our very own.

Talonna, the real Mistress of Poison, Leader of the Pack, Head Burgher of Sembia, Roaster of Spiders, etc and so forth....