Tophats: Squirreloid wins!

[Squirrelloid]

"Who disturbs my slumber"

"Uh... my lord..."

"Speak!"

"A thousand apologies ancient one, but..."

"SPEAK!"

"Yes, hmm.. about that matter of eternal paradise we promised.."

"This isn't it."

"..Yes, we know. We seem to have been somewhat wrong. Well, the good news is you still have your mind, am I rii..." *snap*

"So it seems I am awake after all these millenia once again. You."

*Cringing* "Me, my lord?"

"Did I stutter? Yes, you. You're the new high priest. You have 24 hours to tell me the situation."

"Uh, my lord? Didn't my predecessor make that, well, clear?"

(beat) "Ok, so I can't stare at you without eyes. Stop lollygagging and find out what's going on outside these walls! Twenty-four hours or I'll have you replaced. Do you understand me?"

"Y-y-yes my lord."

*muttering* "I swear they were more intelligent when they were alive."

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In the antechamber:
"Was he this grouchy in life?"

"You'd be grouchy too if you were woken up early from a Millenia long slumber to discover your were nothing but bones and the nubile virgins you'd been promised weren't there waiting for you. Now, unless you really want my job..."