How do you beat the Talisman?

[Growltigga]

"Right", camera pans left to Growltigga busily typing an email to his new chum Stuart "Feed me the ground flesh of taxpayers" Gotobed, doyenne of the IRS.

"Dear Stuart,
As discussed, I should be so grateful if you could organise for a full IRS audit to be carried out against the following individuals whi I know are obvious felons, procrastinators and tax-dodgers

G Perley of Dayton OH and a Mr L Puke of California

I do believe the death penalty is called for in both cases. In fact, I understand that the death penalty in Ohio is carried out by the condemned being played country and western music repeatedly until one's head explodes. In California, I understand that the prisoner is repeatedly poked in the genitalia with a surf board until death, in either case, please can I have ringside seats"