MP: NEWBIE GAME - EA - Stumble onwards to Victory! [STARTED 12/12 REMAIN]

[Russian_Comrade]

Diplomatic proclamation from Tien Chi.

The Great Chairman of Tien Chi hereby declares that in the really unlikely event of his demise and destruction of People's Army from the devil-beasts of Lanka his comrades and neighbors from nations of Hinnom, Abysia and Helheim may intervene and save the people of the Tien Chi from capitalistic demonic monkeys by occupying undefended provinces. Also all of Tien Chi's treasury will be divided by the saviors of its people. This outcome may be truly unthinkable but The Great Chairman is doing everything possible to protect his beloved nation and must prepare to the most unimaginable things.

[/RP mode]
So here it is - if I'm going to be beaten by Lanka (which would be really easy to notice thanks to the graphs, 80-90% drop in army size), I'll ask you guys to invade my territory and I'll divide my money and gems between my neighbors. Of course, only between the neighbors who are having NAP with me. I'm doing this because of two reasons:
1. One nation sent me an NAP dissolution because this nation fears that the Lanka is going to become too powerful after capturing all of my territory - and this is my solution to that problem.
2. Because Lanka will gain lesser by defeating me and I'm feeling somewhat spiteful here.

Also, I'm interested in any alliance propositions against Lanka. Seriously, guys, anyone else here want to hunt some demons?

[mattyburn7]

Unfortunately it appears as if I'm far far away from you in this game. I'll have to stay uninvolved in the demonic monkey wars.