MoI - Memories of Ice, EA non newb game - WL Ctis wins

[Dogged57]

Originally Posted by Executor

The brave Ulm cowers and hides before an onslaught of unarmed naked Pangaea women! Mighty warriors indeed...

Naked chicks are scary, dude.

[Dogged57]

Maenads + Ironskin. Nice.

[Catquiet]

Did Pangaea stale last turn?

[Executor]

Yes I did. One minute too late with submitting my turn. Literally.

Ulm, mind providing some insight into what paths you site searched your lands? Perhaps the population in your capital as well? I'm trying to match up my girls here. They heard there's some good lookin' folks in Ulm.

[CUnknown]

You heard right!

Ulm wishes you luck in disciplining our ruggedly handsome, but unruly, population. Sometimes we have this tendency to throw axes and great swords through the spleens of visitors (ask Lanka.. but in his case it would be empty, skeletal ribcages -- somehow still effective). This rule applies even to naked women. Maybe that's why we don't get a whole lot of second dates..

Continue your invasion at your own peril. We will never surrender.

[Executor]

Huh, 68 commanders! Didn't really expect that many. Don't you think that's a bit overkill? Well at least the taunting worked. You definitely mustered a force to be reckoned with.
Should have maybe just quaked you like I planned but those mages of your are tough old bastards. Takes at least 4 quakes to do any damage!
Ready for wave two this turn?

[CUnknown]

Overkill? I think it's just enough kill. Do you think I'm going to be able to research my way out of this? Do you think I'm playing for the long game at this point? It is do or die.

I am here to stonewall and undermine your victory so Ctis or Neifelheim can win (Lanka can go to hell where demons belong). Me and every single commander under my authority are absolutely committed to your destruction. Researching is for pussies!! Or, actually, I mean its for people who have a chance to win.

My empire has crumbled, but all that matters is that few stood against many. Many ... many ... naked chicks ... everywhere...

[Executor]

Originally Posted by CUnknown

I am here to stonewall and undermine your victory so Ctis or Neifelheim can win

Hey!? Where's all that love and respect your enemy stuff?
Pangaea may be Ulm's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy!

Heck, I don't usually play to win either, not that I don't try to win of course, but sometimes just it's just much more fun sidelining the win part and killing everything you can. I think WL can testify to that from our former encounters.

Hey, maybe you'll get lucky in the end with those maenads. How ambiguous.

[CUnknown]

Oh, I do respect you.

I am playing to win, it's just I know I don't have much of a chance.

I do love you Executor! *kissy kissy* I must kill whom I love. It's so tragic.

[WraithLord]

Yes. Executor is like this. A force of nature sweeping all in it's path.

Don't change Executor. We all love you .
And in this game this usually means we'll go to bloody war with you