Advise

[mlmbd]

Wardad, LOL. You slay me, Sir!

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[Kamog]

That was really good, Wardad!
Hmm, Valentine's Day is only a few weeks away...

[mlmbd]

Kamog, yeah. And let's hope no one tries any of those on their sweethearts! That would be 'BAD'. Funny, but bad.

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[tbontob]

Funny Wardad.

The surprise ending verse spins a person around!

[Wardad]

DRUG ALERT!!!

Police warn all clubbers party goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Attached Sex

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply
ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

Beer Scam

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to
entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every fellow male you know.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support Groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

[primitive]

Arrrgh !!
Now they tell us. No more beer for me (at least today).

[Kamog]

Does that really happen? Women actually approach men and offer them drinks? Well, if that ever happens to me, I guess I'll only accept if she is pretty.

I wonder if this trick works the other way... no, probably not. Women are smarter than men and they'll probably sense that it's a scam immediately.