Advise

[Wardad]

Ok kids, do not try this at home:

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear
and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, West
Virginia, and especially Tennessee.
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