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April 7th, 2003, 09:45 PM
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Re: Advise
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April 8th, 2003, 04:25 PM
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Re: Advise
Been there - done that.
Excellent! You and Wardad are making my time light, and lively! 
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April 8th, 2003, 06:16 PM
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Re: Advise
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now...
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else; she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.
NO MYSTERY HERE.
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April 15th, 2003, 07:36 PM
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So many ugly women, so little beer.
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April 16th, 2003, 05:48 PM
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Wardad, I am glad they aren't! Brains, that is!
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April 17th, 2003, 06:41 PM
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Re: Advise
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune.
"One United States Marine is better than ten Iraqi!"
The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out,
"One United States Marine is better than one hundred Iraqi!"
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
and instantly a huge fire fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle,
again silence.
The American voice calls out again,
"One United States Marine is better than one thousand Iraqi!"
The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,
"Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"
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April 17th, 2003, 08:13 PM
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Wardad LOL
That is GREAT!!!
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