Re: Advise
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now...
No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas. You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else; she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better.
NO MYSTERY HERE.
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So many ugly women, so little beer.
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