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		LMAO... 
Just how did you "learn" it?  From being manhandled by all these young "whippersnappers" or just having grey hair....     
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		King Title Defense III: Stone Mill vs. Rex Torres 
::: In the antechamber of the command center Graceland, The King poses in front of his sickeningly ornate gold-trimmed mirror, flashing wicked poses with his head slightly cocked and his index fingers extended.  He is suddenly interrupted by the "Colonel."  
 
"Sir, there is another challenger in the quadrant.  And it it ghastly--- he... he... he already calls himself "Rex."
 
Elvis drops his glance, almost revealing the tops of his eyes behing his sunglasses. "So how does that peel my banana, baby?"
 
"Rex means 'King' sir.  Can you imagine the gaul?"
 
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		LOL         
That's what happens with most bad Elvis impersonators. A very bad case of EPD (Elvis Personality Disorder): The spirit of the dead? King takes over and his own personality disapear. 
 
Well known disease, previously most common in Las Vegas, but now obviously spread to the greater Atlantic City area.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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That's what happens with most bad Elvis impersonators. A very bad case of EPD (Elvis Personality Disorder): The spirit of the dead? King takes over and his own personality disapear.  
 
Well known disease, previously most common in Las Vegas, but now obviously spread to the greater Atlantic City area.
			
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 Strangely enough, small pockets of infections have taken root all around the world.  You haven't lived till you've seen German and Japanese with the disease. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		We need to check Stone Mill's closet for blue suede shoes. If we find any I think that it's grounds for immediete commitment to the Memphis branch of the Betty Ford clinic specializing in EPD recovery. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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