MP: Chlorolera is made of contagious and deadly!

[cleveland]

BillyWitchDoctor.com offers full mojo application & cleansing services.

1 convenient locations...in Machaka.

[JimMorrison]

Originally Posted by cleveland

BillyWitchDoctor.com offers full mojo application & cleansing services.

1 convenient locations...in Machaka.

Is that downtown, or at the outlet mall? I hate traffic.

[Radioheart]

The Law Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn hereby declare intent to file a notice of class action against BillyWitchDoctor.com and its subsidiaries (hereby referred to as the defendant). Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn and their clients thus represented (hereby referred to as the plaintiffs) seek an injunction against the defendants and damages totaling 7000 GP and 500 Blood Slaves for dispensing unapproved medication and unsolicited "male enhancement" email notifications and public display of a rampaging Giant Fetish in violation of several local codes and ordinances. Pending court date, late autumn, 3rd year of the ascension wars and further requests for discovery to ensue.


The Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn, esq.

[cleveland]

From the desk of Mutombo Herschwitz, In-house Council of the Lord:

BillyWitchDoctor.com takes all complaints against him quite seriously. We think. I have begun an investigation into these allegations, in accordance with BillyWitchDoctor.com's presumed wishes.

Preliminary findings indicate that electronic "Virility Services" advertisements are indeed regularly sent from Machakan government servers. However, these advertisements are in support of the government's "Make Love, Not Shrunken Heads" campaign, which gives underprivileged tribal witch doctors a constructive outlet for their dark skills. Sort of like the Marine Corps. And unlike the "other guys," ML,NSH doctors have a proven track-record of success (why do you think our mages can turn into gigantic spiders? )

Further, these advertisments are coordinated by BillyWitchDoctor.com's all-knowing nephew Google.com, and are therefore sent only to individuals explicitly known to have, er, room for improvement. That the Fir Bolg are receiving the bulk of these advertisments is entirely beyond our control.

Regarding the allegations of rampaging: in an unfortunate idolatry incident, BillyWitchDoctor.com accidently toppled from the pedistal of his godly ziggurat, and has been rolling Westward ever since. Some damage has certainly occurred, but the wise magistrates of the Western courts have since have recognized BillyWitchDoctor.com as the one, true, rotating god, and have dismissed all charges against him, save for a single citation of Excessive Speed in a School Zone.

We're pretty sure BillyWitchDoctor.com would like the opportunity to defend his good name in a court of law. He's probably happy to appear at the Supreme Court of Eriu promptly in Late Autum of Year 3; kindly send directions at your earliest convenience...

[Lokean]

Okay, own up, who obliterated Mictlan?

[zlefin]

the people of r'lyeh do not understand this "god" concept; perhaps you are referring to our high lord, Mortimer the head accountant by some strange foreign title? we welcome war at any rate, as our balance sheets could use some deductions.

[Vanslime]

A war? Capital news!

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, is eager to take on two armies at the same time!

[Juffos]

I have postponed hosting because I will be gone until next Monday.

[Juffos]

Hosting will be postponed from 20th to 23th and from 25th to 28th because of player request.

Just to let you know in advance.

[cthulhu]

We at T'ien Ch'i are doing our part to take down the descendants of the Nephilim before they plunge the world in to everlasting darkness, but it's not going to be enough. We have sent spies to their capital to forment unrest, and our armies have met theirs in the field. Unfortunately, our spies are being hunted down and our red guards are no match for the unholy E9N8 anakites, descendant from fallen angels of antiquity. Last month we lost soldiers that cost a total of over 2200 pounds of gold to recruit, managing to kill only 3 anakites in the process (actually, I'm not sure how many anakites died... the "View Battle results did not match what happened on the strategic map so I have no way of knowing, but that's how many died in the "View Battle" stuff).

We hope that our sacrifice will not be in vain, that some worthy nation will take a stand against the nation of Ashdod before it is too late. For the moment, Ashods capital has a little unrest, and its armies are occupied. A few turns from now, neither will be the case.