MP: Pointy Sticks MA started

[Dogged57]

Had enough yet, Ossa? You've already lost one army and are about to lose two more. I mean, I enjoy thrashing some Jag warriors, but you're going to need to bring more than a handful. They keep ending up as bloody pin cushions...

[Mightypeon]

Meanwhile:

The Proletariat of the Peoples Republic feels greatly vinidicated in assigning the "Most Reactionary Backwards Beourgois Slaveholding Scum" title to Acrosephale, who further reinforced their backwards reactionary nature by not researching anything since the last 4 turns. The NKVD proclaims total innocence regarding accusations of burning Acrosephales only lab down, and an alternative hypothesis is that Acrosephale does not dare to send its underequipped outdated troops into battle with the Peoples Liberation army without having at least 10 or so mages for support.

Ulm News
Fair and heavy

[Dogged57]

C'Tis has joined in the whole "stomp on the little guy" campaign started by Mictlan. I'll make it as painful as possible for both of them, but with the two encroaching on my territory and Vanheim's endless AI hordes being thrown against my other border, I'm merely postponing the inevitable. It's been interesting, though I wonder how different the game would have been if my initial expansion force hadn't run into Mightypeon's black steel brutes and gotten slaughtered.

[Mightypeon]

You have a very decent shot of holding out longer that Acrosephale at least.
I can only recommend you to fight to the finish, as this will also paint you are as a more annoying target in other games from a metagaming perespective.

[Dogged57]

Originally Posted by Mightypeon

You have a very decent shot of holding out longer that Acrosephale at least.
I can only recommend you to fight to the finish, as this will also paint you are as a more annoying target in other games from a metagaming perespective.

I always fight to the bitter end!!! You attack me and I'll make you pay! And hopefully the world will support the cause of the little guy.

[Dogged57]

HAH!!! Fort Doom lives up to its name! Reports are in from the field: C'tissian forces were defeated in a heated battle at the Ruins of Fort Doom! Exclamation point!

[Mightypeon]

You are watching: Ulm news! (Fair and Heavy)

Reports are in that the Peoples Liberation Army of Ulm has succesfully liberated the Acrosephalan capital! While the situation is still chaotic, Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov assures me that the situation will be in hand soon enough!
We now proceed to an interview:
Ulm News:"Greetings Field Marshall, what caused this spectacular victory under very acceptable losses?

Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov:"Mass heroism, superior doctrine and combined arms! Nearly All of our deaths were due to Acrosephalan Mind Burns (they do not dare to attack the well armoured bodies of our warriors), yet they found that the minds of revolutionary soldiers to be bastions of iron will indeed! It was also by superior strategic decisions that their Chariot armies were bottled down at their fort, these forces would have been much more suited to an open field battle! All they did was wait in one large mass behind their heart companions (that were holding the gate) and get shot at by our Mundane and Magic artillery, who caused large amounts of casulties. Additional hilarity ensued when some of these chariots routed.
When our Blessed Blacksteel joined the fight (after our first batch of 20 Black Knights was wittled down by mind burns), the heart companions died very quickly too.

[Mightypeon]

You are watching: Ulm news! (Fair and Heavy)

Reports are in that the Peoples Liberation Army of Ulm has succesfully liberated the Acrosephalan capital! While the situation is still chaotic, Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov assures me that the situation will be in hand soon enough!
We now proceed to an interview:
Ulm News:"Greetings Field Marshall, what caused this spectacular victory under very acceptable losses?

Field Marshall Georgy Zhukov:"Mass heroism, superior doctrine and combined arms! Nearly All of our deaths were due to Acrosephalan Mind Burns (they do not dare to attack the well armoured bodies of our warriors), yet they found that the minds of revolutionary soldiers to be bastions of iron will indeed! It was also by superior strategic decisions that their Chariot armies were bottled down at their fort, these forces would have been much more suited to an open field battle! All they did was wait in one large mass behind their heart companions (that were holding the gate) and get shot at by our Mundane and Magic artillery, who caused large amounts of casulties. Additional hilarity ensued when some of these chariots routed.
When our Blessed Blacksteel joined the fight (after our first batch of 20 Black Knights was wittled down by mind burns), the heart companions died very quickly too.

[ghoul31]

the only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner.

[Mightypeon]

Sore winner? In what way? I fully expect, even demand (role played) gloating when I will eventually go down, with bonus points awarded for anti communist references in the gloating.
and what would you expect of Fox, I mean Ulm news anyway?
(Hopefully) funny Commie propaganda perhaps?