Forum Chat Bar & Grill - Page 148

El_Phil · #**1471** December 17th, 2005, 07:47 AM

The Imperial Panda Guard, Chichi and An An, take time off from failing to breed and amble over.

Strat is picked up by his legs, dragged to the stockade and strapped into a chair with his eyelids stappled open.

He is then subjected to the latest and most ingenious torture fresh from China. 144 hours of the collected speeches of Chairman Mao, with the thoughts and commentary of Britney Spears!

A soul rending scream echos throughout the bar before the sound proof door slams shut. The Emperor Panda speaks:

"And that's what happen's to traitors and rebels."

The Emperor has spoken, hear his words!

mac5732 · #**1472** January 3rd, 2006, 02:20 AM

bump, can't let the old girl fade away now can we?

El_Phil · #**1473** January 3rd, 2006, 06:57 PM

Ahh with any other thread this would be necromancy.

But here's my question: Who's barkeep round here these days?

mac5732 · #**1474** January 8th, 2006, 02:35 AM

I thought it was Renegade

Renegade 13 · #**1475** January 8th, 2006, 03:31 PM

RD is the current Bartender, having taken over from the absent Taz.

Raging Deadstar · #**1476** January 8th, 2006, 06:29 PM

I'm doing it for the good of the cantina, and the fancy outfits and aprons

One day the great barkeep Taz shall return and I shall relinquish this post. And on that day all shall be fuzzy, hazy and forgetful.

Of course, right now I have a slight feeling of dread over why the fellow Englishman El Phil is inquring into who is barkeep.

Mac: I can assure you I am certainly not Renegade. So far the differences I have noted are that he is Canadian, has more experience with cattle than I do and is about a year older.

Cipher7071 · #**1477** January 8th, 2006, 10:10 PM

...grabs a broom and oversized dustpan.
...mumble...mumble...been a while since anybody swept this place... mumble...HIC!!

Renegade 13 · #**1478** January 8th, 2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Raging Deadstar said:
Mac: I can assure you I am certainly not Renegade. So far the differences I have noted are that he is Canadian, has more experience with cattle than I do and is about a year older.

2 out of 3 RD.

Canadian, yep. "Experience" with cattle...well that could be taken the wrong way, but yep. But I think I'm younger than you

mac5732 · #**1479** January 9th, 2006, 03:50 AM

RD and Renegade I apoligize for my feebleness of mind. I just didn't feel like going back and reading over 1000 posts to refresh my senile mind. (it happens with age

) Therefore, I shall return to my studious ways of learning the mysterys of ones inner self and the universe as a whole. I shall endeavor to delve into the inner most workings of the id and shall continue to fight the "Essance" until one of us once again can breathe the wonders of the universe..

With that the old wize one walks over to his table, calls over a FBW and orders his usual, bacon, scrambled eggs, hash browns and rye toast with a brewski chaser

Suicide Junkie · #**1480** January 9th, 2006, 04:01 AM

*SuicideJunkie reaches over to the bar with a ten-foot pole and knocks the loo pygmy down to the floor before it can chase Mac's brewski too far and make a mess.

We should probably lock that bathroom door.